GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Lines for the Beach, the Pool and the Boardwalk

Ever got to the beach and forget your pick up lines to chat up the ladies. Well print this bad boy out and let em' rip. Those ladies will be chasing you like they did Hasselhoff. Got any hot line for the surf? Feel free to subit them!

Top Beach Rizz Lines

I prefer the European version of sunbathing.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Are you a surfboard? Because I want to ride you.
I could put some motion in your ocean.
Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.
Somebody call a lifeguard. Because I'm drowning in your eyes...
Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swim by again?
Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.
You look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil.
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.
That bathing suit would look a lot better on the floor next to my bed.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
The waves won't be the only thing you'll be riding today.
I was looking for treasure and I think I found some.
If I build a sandcastle will you be my queen?
Will you teach my tongue how to surf?
Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.
I must be lost... because I see paradise.
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
If someone throws sharks in the water, I'll save you first.
How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.
The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.
Wanna play some horizontal beach volleyball?
Can I be your beach towel? Because I want to be wrapped around you all day.Is your name Ariel? Because we were meant to be part of each other's world.
I feel like I'm in the Arctic, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna help me get it out?
Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!
This sunburn is hot, but baby... you're hotter.
Can I swim in your beautiful blue eyes?
There are 30 billion grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
I'm worried about you getting a sunburn. How about I cover you with my body?
You make my heart melt like ice on a beach.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Wanna come jump in the water with me? Cause you just caught me on fire.
You're like the anti-fog spray for my goggles, you just brighten up my day.
I'm not a CPR dummy, but I'd let you practice some mouth-to-mouth
Hey, wanna go take a walk on the beach and watch the earth rotate while the sun goes out of view.
I like your braces. They shine against the waves.
Let's go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.

Getting the most from Beach Pick Up Lines

The beach is one of the few places where strangers already talk to each other, which makes an opener feel natural instead of ambushy. Keep it short — wind, waves and distance eat long setups. Sunscreen, tide and lifeguard material plays best while the props are in view.

Match the energy of the day: a lazy afternoon suits the corny ones, a beach bar at sunset can carry something more forward.

I sure wish I were that towel you're using.
Are you a low interval sprint set? ‘Cause you're making my face all red.
They called me the human torpedo even before I took up swimming.
Are you the splash-and-dash because you've got my heart beating.
Is it hot out here, or is it just you?
Hey, you wanna check out my long board.
How far back does your beach chair go?
Want to drive to the ocean and watch the phosphorescent waves?
Is your dad a pirate? Because you're a treasure I've been searching for.
Are you a dolphin? Because you make me want to jump for joy.
Can I borrow your surfboard? Because I want to ride the waves of your love.
Is your name Baywatch? Because you've been running in slow motion in my mind all day.
Are you a seagull? Because you've stolen my heart.
Can I be your beach ball? Because I want to bounce into your life.
Are you a tide? Because you make my heart rise and fall.
Can I be your surf instructor? Because I want to ride the waves of your love.
Are you a lighthouse? Because you guide me towards happiness.
Can I be your beach fire? Because I want to keep you warm all night.
Do you have a snorkel? Because you take my breath away.
Can I be your beach breeze? Because I want to bring a refreshing change into your life.
Is your name Shelly? Because I want to be shellfish and keep you all to myself.
Are you a seashore? Because I want to walk alongside you forever.
Are you a seahorse? Because you make my heart gallop.
Can I be your beach sunset? Because I want to paint the sky with love for you.
Are you a beach volleyball? Because I want to dive into your love.
Can I be your beach umbrella? Because I want to protect you from life's storms.
Are you a sand dune? Because you make my heart shift with every step.
Are you sunscreen? Because you're the only one I want to rub all over.
Is your name Ariel? Because we were meant to be part of each other's world.
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes and ended up at the best spot on the beach.
Are you a sandcastle? Because I could spend all day building something with you.
If you were a sunscreen, I’d happily reapply every two hours just to spend more time close to you.
Is your name Wave? Because every time you pass by my heart skips a tide.
Do you believe in fate or should I shuffle my beach playlist until your song plays?
You must be sea glass, because you’re the rarest thing I’ve ever found on this shore.
Are you a lifeguard? Because one look at you and I forgot how to swim.
If kisses were seashells, I’d walk this beach just to fill your pockets.
Are you a beach umbrella? Because you make my shade the coziest place to be.
If flirting by the surf was a sport, I’d challenge you to a lifetime championship.
I thought the sunset was the best view here until you walked into it.
Are you a tide pool? Because I keep finding little treasures every time I look closer.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine under the boardwalk tonight?
Are you a beach bonfire? Because I’m irresistibly drawn to your warmth.
Forget a metal detector — I’d rather use my heart to find treasure, and I think I found you.
Is your laugh a seashell? Because I can’t help but press it to my ear and smile.
Do you like volleyball? Because I’d never let the ball drop on a date with you.
Are you a bottle of cold water? Because you just quenched my whole week.
If we were footprints in the sand, I’d hope they lead straight to you and never fade.
You must be the tide schedule, because my plans adjust whenever you’re near.
Are you a starfish? Because everything about you brightens up the sea of faces.
Do you have an umbrella? I promise I’m only bringing sunshine and bad sand puns.