Beach Pick Up Lines

Ever got to the beach and forget your pick up lines to chat up the ladies. Well print this bad boy out and let em' rip. Those ladies will be chasing you like they did Hasselhoff. Got any hot line for the surf? Feel free to subit them!

The Best Beach Pick Up Lines

If everybody here accidentally drowned, the first bloated corpse I'd pull out would be yours, sweetheart.
Did you hear how I saved that little girl from drowning last month?
They called me the human torpedo even before I took up swimming.
Do you want to see my snake on the beach?
That sure is a lovely set of lungs you are wearing today
I'm not bragging or anything but, I'm Merman.
Lane lines can't keep us apart.
Your skin is burning like my heart.
I like your braces. They shine against the waves.
Damn girl! You look extra fine with that glowing tan.
Are you a low interval sprint set? ‘Cause you're making my face all red.
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
Your surfboard is so big!
I barely noticed you in the winter months.

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