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Hospital Pick Up Lines for Doctors, Nurses & Med Students.

You never know when you'll need a pick up line when you're in the hospital. We make it easy to flirt with that hot Doctor or Nurse with our cheesy and funny medical pick up lines.


Top Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
You raise my dopamine levels.
You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
I just want to swab you up and down, then left and right, until we’re both afebrile.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I get all Kluver-Bucy around you.
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat. uvu
Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.
Roses are red and violets are blue. You are a sexy nurse and i’m Doctor Who!! See Doctor Who pick up lines

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