GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? "

Computer Science Pick Up Lines

Comebacks:

And you think I'll take someone who's micro AND soft?!
By: Anonymous on 01 Dec 2016
ur mom
By: david pumpkins on 24 Jul 2022
no u
By: david pumpkins on 24 Jul 2022
no u
By: david pumpkins on 25 Jul 2022

Variations & Alternatives:

hey i may be soft ware but you turn me into hard ware
By: Miles Prower on 15 Mar 2018

Comments:

i don't get this joke please explain
By: BirdCaptain71 on 13 Dec 2020
stealing my pickup line! how dare you :(
By: the creator on 18 Sep 2020
meaning???
By: nochu on 22 Oct 2020
4 sure
By: david pumpkins on 24 Jul 2022
I want to tell how i hate u
By: Gohan on 07 Jan 2025
see ur father big head
By: Gohan on 07 Jan 2025
By: Gohan on 07 Jan 2025

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Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?