" Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? "

Computer Science Pick Up Lines

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And you think I'll take someone who's micro AND soft?!

By: Anonymous on 02 Dec 2016

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hey i may be soft ware but you turn me into hard ware

By: Miles Prower on 15 Mar 2018

i don't get this joke please explain

By: BirdCaptain71 on 13 Dec 2020

stealing my pickup line! how dare you :(

By: the creator on 18 Sep 2020

meaning???

By: nochu on 22 Oct 2020