If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an MGMT show.
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?
Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don’t make me have to write a Missed Connection.
You know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
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