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Pick Up Lines for Hipsters

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The Best Hipster Pick Up Lines

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an MGMT show.
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
What's your gear ratio?
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
You know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.
Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don't make me have to write a Missed Connection.
Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
Would you like to be my lock screen?
Wanna meet my Cobrasnake?
Did you know that PBR actually stands for ‘Pretty Big Rod'?
I feel like we met at Whole Foods, because you make me feel complete.
Hey girl you're as hot as my Venti double shot dark mocha macchiato with no foam.
I love you more than Dustin Kensrue of Thrice loves to write songs referencing fire...
Yeah, I was kind of a big deal at last year's Expozine.
Maybe it's just the PBR talking, but I could see myself in a non-monogamous relationship with you, or whatever.
Hey girl, let's go get lost at IKEA.
Let's get out of here and go fog up are non-prescription glasses.
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I'd take my sun glasses off for you!
How about we try an experimental kiss?
I'd like to play your cool B Side.
Hey babe, are you gluten free tonight?
Babe, I ain't no hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Are you a hipster? 'Cause we should go out and fog up our glasses!
Hey babe, I know you'll love my pick up lines 'cause you've never heard them before.
In bed, I'm just like my fixed-gear bike: Extremely hard to stop.
I was in love with you before your ex was!
Hey, haven't we had sex in the bathroom at Green Room before?
Hey girl, I have a unreturned library book that I want to read to you tonight.
Do you Chemex? Want to see my drip?
You're sweeter than the agave syrup in my organic fair trade mint tea.
It's a good day for the eno. Let's hang later.
You've got bike courier eyes.
Seriously baby, I'll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.
My penis is gluten-free.
Hey baby, let's get coffee and vegan donuts.
My beard is the same length as Abraham Lincoln's was on his 7th birthday.
Hey girl, is that an original Yo La Tengo 7” in your pants? Because your butt is extremely valuable.
Want to come over and listen to NPR.
Do you want to roll around in my collection of antique buttons and talk about our childhood dreams?
I'm gonna disrupt the shit out of your technology.
Guy: Hey, do you have any pretentious avant-garde photographer in you? Girl: Um, no. Guy: Want some?
Hey, my name's Ethel, it's a really vintage name, i doubt you've ever heard it before.
Hey girl, let's forget the world and start a post-rock band.
Wanna go on a post-date?
I loved you before it was cool.
I'll love you longer than the line at Forever 21.
Wanna listen to me drone endlessly about art, bicycles, and single-origin sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
Let me play you a song with my skiffle band. Let me to tune my 1861 Martin guitar.
Does this harmonica make my beard look huge?
Want to start a wolf-, fox- or crystal-related band together?
I need you like 90s television shows need their alternative music tracks.
You would totally make it into Vice's page of Do's.
I like you so much, you make me want to update my Facebook status to In a Relationship.
There's an Arcade Fire ... In my pants.
That ironic t-shirt you're wearing would look better on my floor.
Girl, I got an extra pair of TOMS that might fit you. Want to come over & try them on?
Is that a pair of vintage Ray Bans in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Baby I see our relationship being like a good denim jacket: timeless.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an Pixies show.
I'm in my backyard...in my Eno... It's a double-nester.
I like my coffee like I like my women: ethical, fair trade, and organic.
When's the last time you had a good macaroon?
Lemme add my app to your dashboard. If you know what I mean.
Want to go dumpster diving in my alley?
Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?
We go together like coffee and cigarettes.
Was that you at a Vivian Girls concert?
I'd like to have you on vinyl.
Hey. I like your new-old shoes.
The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.
Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?
You look familiar; didn't I see you writhing around on the filthy floor of a dive bar on Last Night?
Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.
I like my women like I like my glasses, thick and black.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an MGMT show. Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for. Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.