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Pick Up Lines for Hipsters

These lines are so hip you won't be able to keep the women away from you. We've got your cool, retro and fresh pick up lines to get that Hipster into you, and your bed.


The Best Hipster Pick Up Lines

You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
My penis is gluten-free.
I like you so much, you make me want to update my Facebook status to In a Relationship.
You would totally make it into Vice’s page of Do’s.
I need you like 90s television shows need their alternative music tracks.
Want to start a wolf-, fox- or crystal-related band together?
Does this harmonica make my beard look huge?
Let me play you a song with my skiffle band. Let me to tune my 1861 Martin guitar.
Wanna listen to me drone endlessly about art, bicycles, and single-origin sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.
I'll love you longer than the line at Forever 21.
I loved you before it was cool.
Seriously baby, I’ll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.
Hey girl, let's forget the world and start a post-rock band.
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don’t make me have to write a Missed Connection.
Hey, my name's Ethel, it's a really vintage name, i doubt you've ever heard it before.
Guy: Hey, do you have any pretentious avant-garde photographer in you? Girl: Um, no. Guy: Want some?
I was in love with you before your ex was!
Hey girl, let's go get lost at IKEA.
Hey babe, I know you'll love my pick up lines 'cause you've never heard them before.

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You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
My penis is gluten-free.
I like you so much, you make me want to update my Facebook status to In a Relationship.




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