Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an MGMT show.
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.
Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?
Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don’t make me have to write a Missed Connection.
You know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
I like you so much, you make me want to update my Facebook status to In a Relationship.
You would totally make it into Vice’s page of Do’s.
I need you like 90s television shows need their alternative music tracks.
Want to start a wolf-, fox- or crystal-related band together?
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