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Pick Up Lines for Hipsters

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The Best Hipster Pick Up Lines

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an MGMT show.
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Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
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Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.
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Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
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Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
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You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
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What’s your gear ratio?
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Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
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You know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.
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Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
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1
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?
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Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
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1
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
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The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
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I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
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I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don’t make me have to write a Missed Connection.
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Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
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Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
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I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
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2
Are you a hipster? 'Cause we should go out and fog up our glasses!
  
  
Hey babe, are you gluten free tonight?
  
  
Did you know that PBR actually stands for ‘Pretty Big Rod’?
  
  
Maybe it’s just the PBR talking, but I could see myself in a non-monogamous relationship with you, or whatever.
  
  
Babe, I ain't no hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
  
  
I love you more than Dustin Kensrue of Thrice loves to write songs referencing fire...
  
  
Hey girl you're as hot as my Venti double shot dark mocha macchiato with no foam.
  
  
Would you like to be my lock screen?
  
  
Wanna meet my Cobrasnake?
  
  
I feel like we met at Whole Foods, because you make me feel complete.
  
  
Yeah, I was kind of a big deal at last year’s Expozine.
  
  

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an MGMT show. Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for. Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.