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Pick Up Lines for Hipsters

These lines are so hip you won't be able to keep the women away from you. We've got your cool, retro and fresh pick up lines to get that Hipster into you, and your bed.





The Best Hipster Pick Up Lines

Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.
Hey girl, let's forget the world and start a post-rock band.
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an MGMT show.
My penis is gluten-free.
I like you so much, you make me want to update my Facebook status to In a Relationship.
You would totally make it into Vice’s page of Do’s.
I need you like 90s television shows need their alternative music tracks.
Want to start a wolf-, fox- or crystal-related band together?
Does this harmonica make my beard look huge?
Let me play you a song with my skiffle band. Let me to tune my 1861 Martin guitar.
Wanna listen to me drone endlessly about art, bicycles, and single-origin sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
I'll love you longer than the line at Forever 21.
I loved you before it was cool.

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Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.
Hey girl, let's forget the world and start a post-rock band.