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Pick Up Lines for Hippies

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The Best Hippie Pick Up Lines

Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
You had me at Che.
Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.
It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.
Hello, perhaps I could have someone else buy you a drink?
Let's take off each other's clothes... and then run in the fields together.
Wanna go back to my place for a little "fair trade?"
I just love the way you've styled the hair on your legs. Do the cornrows go all the way up?
Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.
Wanna come back to my place to discuss complex interrelated cultural and political trends?
You and me together would be totally groovy baby!
If you join this drum circle you're sure to get a good bang.
That's a nice hammock. Does it fit two?
Hey baby, I've got you two tickets to the gun show...Let's use them to go and protest gun-related violence!
I'm undressing you with my 3rd eye.
My carbon footprint is the only part of me that's small.
Turn on, tune in, drop your pants.
I'd share my bar of soap with you.
If I told you you had a beautiful Prius, would you hold it against me?
I can tie cherry stems into dreads with my tongue.
Let's go rainbow searching and fountain swimming so I know it's real.
I don't normally go down on girls, but I can't resist the way you play them bongos.
I'd be willing to give up meat — but I'd never give up you.
My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you.
Wanna go to my parent's basement and make a POC.
I'm a conscientious subjector.
Let's get trippy together barefoot.
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture. You had me at Che. Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.