My carbon footprint is the only part of me that's small.
Turn on, tune in, drop your pants.
I'd share my bar of soap with you.
If I told you you had a beautiful Prius, would you hold it against me?
Hey, lets make like a blunt and roll.
Could you help me out? I'm trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
I like that you don't shave...
I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.
You know what they say about the size of a man's carbon footprint.
How about we go back to your place and cause some global warming?
Want to come over and feel my new bamboo sheets?
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