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Pick Up Lines for Hippies - Part 2





The Best Hippie Pick Up Lines

My carbon footprint is the only part of me that's small.
Turn on, tune in, drop your pants.
I'd share my bar of soap with you.
If I told you you had a beautiful Prius, would you hold it against me?
Hey, lets make like a blunt and roll.
I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.
Could you help me out? I'm trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
I like that you don't shave...
You know what they say about the size of a man's carbon footprint.
How about we go back to your place and cause some global warming?
Want to come over and feel my new bamboo sheets?

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My carbon footprint is the only part of me that's small.
Turn on, tune in, drop your pants.
I'd share my bar of soap with you.