Pick Up Lines for Lesbians

This is our collection of lesbian pick up lines, ranked by reader votes — flirty, funny, occasionally filthy, and sorted so the ones that actually land sit at the top. They suit apps, bars, Pride, or any moment where you need something better than hello. Some are smooth enough to use straight, some are cheesy enough that the delivery matters more than the words, and a few are deliberately so bad they work as an icebreaker precisely because they are terrible. If one earns you a laugh or a number, come back and vote it up so the next person finds it faster.

The Best Lesbian Pick Up Lines

Describe the type of pick up lines you want:

Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?

Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.

I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?

I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.

Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.

Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.

Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!

If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.

The only thing straight about me is my teeth.

Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.

Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.

I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.

I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.

I can help you. I have fingers.

I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...

Getting the most from Lesbian Pick Up Lines

These are ranked by reader votes, and the ones at the top earned it — flirty, funny, occasionally filthy, and sorted so the best come first. They suit apps, bars, Pride, or any moment needing something better than hello.

The knowingly-terrible ones are load-bearing: a line you can both see coming works as an icebreaker precisely because it is terrible, and delivering one with confidence says more than the words do.

Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.

I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.

Your face or mine?

I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.

I saved you a seat...on my face.

Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.

I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.

Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.

Is your name Katniss? Because you're sparking a rebellion in my district.

Hey, you're beautiful. Sit on my face?

So you're still Straight? Have you met me?

I'll be the Rose to your Rosie.

Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?

Girl, let's go invisible.

Baby, you look like the boyfriend I never want to have...

The follow-through

The U-Haul joke exists because the community's real superpower is skipping small talk, and these lines are built for exactly that — they open with personality instead of pleasantries. Apps reward the short sharp ones; in person, delivery and eye contact carry more than the words, and Pride season forgives absolutely everything.

The gay collection runs the parallel repertoire, and the flattering lines supply material for when you want the compliment without the punchline.