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Pick Up Lines for Lesbians

So maybe you found that special girl and you just happen to be a girl. We have some funny lesbian pick up lines to break the ice.




The Best Lesbian Pick Up Lines

Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
I can help you. I have fingers.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
Your face or mine?
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

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Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.