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Pick Up Lines for Lesbians

So maybe you found that special girl and you just happen to be a girl. We have some funny lesbian pick up lines to break the ice.




The Best Lesbian Pick Up Lines

Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Your face or mine?
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
I can help you. I have fingers.
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.

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Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.