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Pick Up Lines for Lesbians

So maybe you found that special girl and you just happen to be a girl. We have some funny lesbian pick up lines to break the ice.




The Best Lesbian Pick Up Lines

Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
I can help you. I have fingers.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
Your face or mine?
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.

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Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.