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Pick Up Lines for Lesbians

So maybe you found that special girl and you just happen to be a girl. We have some funny lesbian pick up lines to break the ice.


The Best Lesbian Pick Up Lines

I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
Your face or mine?
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
I can help you. I have fingers.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

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I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
Your face or mine?




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