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Pick Up Lines for Lesbians

So maybe you found that special girl and you just happen to be a girl. We have some funny lesbian pick up lines to break the ice.




The Best Lesbian Pick Up Lines

Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Your face or mine?
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
I can help you. I have fingers.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.

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Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!