Pick Up Lines for Lesbians - Part 2

So maybe you found that special girl and you just happen to be a girl. We have some funny lesbian pick up lines to break the ice.

The Best Lesbian Pick Up Lines

Describe the type of pick up lines you want:

Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?

Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.

I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?

I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.

Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.

Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.

Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!

If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.

The only thing straight about me is my teeth.

Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.

Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.

I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.

I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.

I can help you. I have fingers.

I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...

Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.

I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.

Your face or mine?

I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.

I saved you a seat...on my face.

Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.

I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.

Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.