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Pick Up Lines for Goths

If you're looking for that special dark soul we have the perfect pick up lines for you. Here are some of the best goth lines we could find.

The Best Goth Pick Up Lines

You're so beautiful, when I look at you my heart starts beating… I think.
You're the girl of my nightmares.
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground.
May I dig my nails into your back?
What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Let's put the 'fun' in funeral!
Don't you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?
Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Could you tighten it for me?
Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?
Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.
Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.
I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?
I heard milk does the body good, but DAMN! Blood does too?
Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
All of my most important poems and drawings are in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.
You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
Hi, I have my own cult!
Hey girl, are you a satanist?
May I lick your boots?
I found this pentagram on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
Hey, you in the black!
So, are you a satanist?
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You couldn't be any hotter if you were dead.
You're depressed, TOO?!
Up for a little dominance and humiliation?
Can I nail you? (and I don't mean to a crucifix!)
Ever do it on an embalming table?
Wanna go for a spin in my hearse?
You look good with skeletons.
Hey, can I bum a clove?
Your coffin or mine?
Are you a grave? Because I want to bury myself inside you!
You are as sexy as death itself.
I wanna spin you upside-down like my cross.
You're just how I like my meat: raw and bloody.
Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm….weird chick.
Baby are you a diamond in the ruff cause I wanna cut you.
Worship me!
Are you a witch? Because am under your spell.
Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer.
Can I impale you with my 7″ stake?
Wanna go somewhere a little darker?
Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.
Hey there, sweet-fang!
Are you a boy or a girl... or does it matter?
Wanna go for a ride in my porsche? It's black...
Bite me! No really...
See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. C'mon lets get out of here!
Hey, I'm looking for a second girlfriend. How about you?
Didn't I go to your funeral?
Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours.
Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.
So, are you a goth? Wanna' get coffee?
Yes I drink blood. You wouldn't happen to be menstruating now, would you?
You look like you have some darkness inside you. Would you like some more? And, by the way, I call my penis darkness.
Can I feed you blood?
Don't worry, none of this blood is mine.
Wanna take a walk through the cemetery?
Go out with me or I'll kill us both!
You would make a beautiful corpse.
Are you a professional dominatrix?
Black is cool, do you have any acid, sweetheart?
Is that your boyfriend? I think you can do better than that!
You know, even my penis sheath is black velvet!
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.
No, no, no... what's your REAL name?
You're so goth I'm gonna use pre-Germanic, tribal, sexual positions on you.
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You're so beautiful, when I look at you my heart starts beating… I think. You're the girl of my nightmares. That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!