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Outdoor Pick Up Lines for the Outdoorsy Type

Outdoorsy people tend to be easy to talk to and hard to impress, which is the right combination for a good pick up line. This page collects our outdoor lines (camping, hiking, fishing, hunting and climbing), ranked by reader votes. Choose an activity below for its full list, or start with the lines that have already worked their way to the top.

Top Rated Outdoor Pick Up Lines

You've got me hook, line, and sinker.
When you've got beauty like yours you don't need to use bait.
Are we camping? Because you just set my marshmallow on fire.
I may not be able to do miracles, but I got fish and bread enough for two. Would you like to join me?
A flash light isnt the only thing ill be turning on tonight.
That cammo really brings out the color in your eyes.
Girl something about you only being able to put out the forest fire in my pants.
You just reeled me in with your beauty.
Are you an octopus? Because you octopi my thoughts.
Forget waterfowl, I'll start hunting you, you look like a real trophy.
Is your daddy a hunter. 'Cause you're such a fox!
You know the fish isn't the only catch here.
Excuse me, but do you like whales? Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Ever do it on a portoledge?
Girl, is your harness double backed? Cuz I had to double back to get a look at you.
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
Quick I have early stage hypothermia, let's get naked and cuddle in the sleeping bag to save my life.
I like your slopers, can you teach me how to grip those?
Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.
I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I'll follow.
Don't worry baby I've got you in my cross hairs.
Your rack is nicer than the last Buck I shot.
If you were a buck you'd be a great kill, a big rack and a nice ass.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.
Hey baby, are you a fish? Because you like FINtastic.
Are you a fishing net? Because I'm tangled up in your love.
Girl we don't any wood for this camp fire. Mine is the only wood you need.
Wanna come help me pitch my tent?
More Outdoor Pick Up Lines categories: Fishing · Hunting · Camping · Climbing
Let's go camping, I'm pretty good at pitchin' a tent.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself climbing into your pants!
Hey girl, wanna belay me?
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
If you were a deer, you'd be a once in a liftime trophy.
Wanna get tied up and high?
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
I'm really good at hand-jams.
Hey, I was wondering if you could show me your favorite crag?
I like hookers.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
I don't need sonar to find you; your beauty shines brighter than anything underwater.
If I were a fish, I'd be hooked on you.
Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.
Baby, I've had my Eagle Eye on you from across the room all night.
If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
I've got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.
Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?
A shark just ate my girlfriend, will you be my new one?
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?

Getting the most from Outdoor Pick Up Lines

Outdoor lines land best when you are actually outdoors: at the campsite, on the trail or waiting for a fish to bite, when there is time to talk and nothing else to look at.

Know the activity before you joke about it. Climbers, anglers and hunters have their own vocabulary, and a line that gets the gear wrong will be corrected before it is laughed at.

I'm a buck in the rut, and baby, you're my doe in heat.
I must be a deer tick, because I'm stuck on you.
Do you mind if I ahh.. put my tackle in your box?
You're on the small side, but I wouldn't throw you back.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So, I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Hey babe, let's do it dolphin style.
Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?
With my strong hands and fingers, I can give shoulder and back massages all night long.
I'll belay you all night long.
Are you Jelly?
Are you Swedish? Because you're the sweetish fish in the sea!
Are you farm raised or do you have to be wild caught?
Come home with me and I will show you how dolphins talks.
Hey girl, where you fin all my life?
If we were out in the woods I’d choose your smile over any view
Baby, you roast and toast my marshmallows because you so hot.
You’re better than fresh tracks after snowfall
You must be a compass because you keep pulling me your way
If charm was bait you’d already be caught
You’re the trophy I’d brag about for years
I don’t need camouflage to blend into your heart
If you were a trail you’d definitely be the scenic route
Call me a bow because I’m drawn to you
My aim’s decent but I still fell straight for you
You’re the only thing I’d chase before sunrise
If flirting was deer season I’d have a tag with your name on it
Hey, are you a dehydrated meal? ‘Cause all I can think about is getting you wet tonight.
Hey, are you a Gossamer Gear tent? ‘Cause I think you might be The One.
Hey, are you a GPS? ‘Cause with you, all my dreams are InReach.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in. the. bag.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Do you want to be in a belaytionship with me? Or do I have to rope you into it?
Hey, do you know what this Patagonia puffy is made out of? …Girlfriend material.
Your legs must be extra tired. Sure, we hiked a lot, but you’ve been runnin’ through my mind all day.
Hey, have you seen Firefall? Cause I’m waterfallin’ for you.
Are you a headnet? ‘Cause I’m buggin’ over how cute you are!
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
Are you from the forest? Because my heart is wild for you!
I must be a deer in headlights because I can’t take my eyes off you!
Do you like running? Because I can’t help but run towards you!
I must be lost in the woods because I’ve found a treasure like you!
You’ve got me head over hooves for you!
If you were a deer, I’d name you Cuddles!
You must be a deer whisperer because my heart is in your hands!

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Lines for the Trail, the Lake and the Campfire

Campfires are the best venue of all: everyone is relaxed, nobody is in a hurry and a groan carries well in the dark. Trailheads, climbing gyms, fishing piers and outdoor stores come close behind, along with dating profiles that are mostly photos of mountains.

Keep them good-natured. People who love the outdoors are usually happy to laugh at themselves (the mosquito bites, the one fish all weekend, the tent that took an hour), and a line that shares the joke works better than one that makes it.

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You've got me hook, line, and sinker.When you've got beauty like yours you don't need to use bait. Are we camping? Because you just set my marshmallow on fire.