You make my heart skip a beat like a deer leaping across the road!
I’d be a fool in love to let you slip away!
We should go for a fawn stroll together!
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Are you a headnet? ‘Cause I’m buggin’ over how cute you are!
Hey, have you seen Firefall? Cause I’m waterfallin’ for you.
Your legs must be extra tired. Sure, we hiked a lot, but you’ve been runnin’ through my mind all day.
Hey, do you know what this Patagonia puffy is made out of? …Girlfriend material.
Do you want to be in a belaytionship with me? Or do I have to rope you into it?
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in. the. bag.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Hey, are you a GPS? ‘Cause with you, all my dreams are InReach.
Hey, are you a Gossamer Gear tent? ‘Cause I think you might be The One.
Hey, are you a dehydrated meal? ‘Cause all I can think about is getting you wet tonight.
If flirting was deer season I’d have a tag with your name on it
You’re the only thing I’d chase before sunrise
My aim’s decent but I still fell straight for you
Call me a bow because I’m drawn to you
If you were a trail you’d definitely be the scenic route
I don’t need camouflage to blend into your heart
You’re the trophy I’d brag about for years
If charm was bait you’d already be caught
You must be a compass because you keep pulling me your way
You’re better than fresh tracks after snowfall
If we were out in the woods I’d choose your smile over any view
If you get lost out here don’t worry I make great questionable decisions
Are you a mountain breeze? Because you just swept me off my feet.
Are you a trail map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I’d climb every switchback just to ask if you’re free after the hike.
Is your trail name Cupid? Because every step near you hits the target.
I came for the view, but now I’m hoping you’ll come with me.
Are you a canteen? Because you’re making my heart thirstier.
Mind if I follow your lead? I hear your heart has a great trail.
You make this hike feel like a walk in the park, and I’m still falling for you.
Are you a scenic overlook? Because I can’t stop taking you in.
I’d share my last trail mix with you—and that’s basically a proposal.
Are you a mountain? I’ve been looking for a peak like you.
Is that your hiking pole, or are you just giving my heart support?
You must be the trailhead, because I’d love to start something with you.
Are we on switchbacks? Because my feelings keep turning toward you.
Is your name Summit? Because you just raised my heart rate.
Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.
Wanna see my hanging belay?
You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower sexy.
I like the way you finger that crack.
Any time you fall, I'll be ther to catch you.
Could you prompt me? I'd like to know the directions to your heart.
Some climbers get off soloing; me, I'd rather play with your rack.
Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?
Are you ready for your first ascent?
I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number... Belay me maybe?
Is that a tent peg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Forget about camping, time for some hotel action.
May I check you for ticks?
I have a packet of baby wipes back in my tent.
I have a right-zip sleeping bag.
A night with me is like trying to cook pasta at altitude: I’ll stay hard no matter what you do.
Are you a single-wall ultralight tent with heinous condensation problems? Because I just know you’re going to make me wet tonight.
I’m working on pitching a tent over here. Want to give me a hand?
Are you my headlamp? Because I can already see myself turning you on and then accidentally falling asleep.
Do you have an extra iodine tablet? Because I’m going to need all the help I can get to purify the dirty thoughts I’m having about you.
Are you an RV campground? Because I could really use a hookup tonight.
I promise I’m better at flirting than I am at pitching this tent
Girl, only you can blow out the forest fire in my pants.
My crush on you hits harder than recoil
Even my best shot can’t compete with your vibe
You give big wilderness energy and I’m here for it
I'll show you my rack if you show me yours.
Are you a buck? Because you make my heart race!
You must be a doe because you’re so darn adorable!
Baby, you can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Hey girl you got the toe to go with that camelbak?
Would you like to share fire with me?
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Are you going camping with me or do I have to rope you into it?
Babe are you cold? Let me demonstrate friction fire by my wood with your bush.
Babe, let me light your inner fire with my good end of the stick.
Babe, whats good about camping is that no one can hear you moan in the wild.
Babe, you erect my tent without effort.
Baby it's cold outside, would you share body heat with me?
I am a hunter, but I'd rather tame you more than kill you.
Ever had sex while camping? It’s fucking In-Tents.
Girl, let's start a musical masterpiece with our moans in the wilderness.
You, me, one sleeping bag, we know what's going to happen.
We need wood, and I got the perfectly hard one in my pants.
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
You are like a camp map. I am hopelessly lost without you!
You set my heart bonfire.
You're the batteries to my flashlight.
My sleeping bag lonely and it keeps whispering your name
You the campsite because I can’t stop checking you out
Ready to have a fucking good time in no strings attached sleeping bags for one night?
