Are you a buck? Because you make my heart race!
You must be a doe because you’re so darn adorable!
Baby, you can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Hey girl you got the toe to go with that camelbak?
Would you like to share fire with me?
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Are you going camping with me or do I have to rope you into it?
Babe are you cold? Let me demonstrate friction fire by my wood with your bush.
Babe, let me light your inner fire with my good end of the stick.
Babe, whats good about camping is that no one can hear you moan in the wild.
Babe, you erect my tent without effort.
Baby it's cold outside, would you share body heat with me?
Baby, you roast and toast my marshmallows because you so hot.
Ever had sex while camping? It’s fucking In-Tents.
Girl, let's start a musical masterpiece with our moans in the wilderness.
Girl, only you can blow out the forest fire in my pants.
Girl, stop causing forest fire in my pants.
Girl, you are the spark that light my fire.
Hey girl, you good at pitchin' my tent.
Hey girl, you in-tent to get loving in the tent.
I don't usually ask girls camping, because it tents to get sexy.
I got bit by a snake, and I need you to suck out the poison. Don't stop until it cums.
I got the only wood we need to heat us up.
I'd love to share a sleeping bag and breakfast with you.
Ready to have a fucking good time in no strings attached sleeping bags for one night?
We need wood, and I got the perfectly hard one in my pants.
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
You are like a camp map. I am hopelessly lost without you!
You set my heart bonfire.
You, me, one sleeping bag, we know what's going to happen.
You're the batteries to my flashlight.
You the campsite because I can’t stop checking you out
My sleeping bag lonely and it keeps whispering your name
If you get lost out here don’t worry I make great questionable decisions
I promise I’m better at flirting than I am at pitching this tent
Are you an RV campground? Because I could really use a hookup tonight.
Do you have an extra iodine tablet? Because I’m going to need all the help I can get to purify the dirty thoughts I’m having about you.
Are you my headlamp? Because I can already see myself turning you on and then accidentally falling asleep.
I’m working on pitching a tent over here. Want to give me a hand?
Are you a single-wall ultralight tent with heinous condensation problems? Because I just know you’re going to make me wet tonight.
A night with me is like trying to cook pasta at altitude: I’ll stay hard no matter what you do.
I have a right-zip sleeping bag.
I have a packet of baby wipes back in my tent.
May I check you for ticks?
Forget about camping, time for some hotel action.
Is that a tent peg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number... Belay me maybe?
Are you ready for your first ascent?
Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?
Some climbers get off soloing; me, I'd rather play with your rack.
Could you prompt me? I'd like to know the directions to your heart.
Any time you fall, I'll be ther to catch you.
I like the way you finger that crack.
You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower sexy.
Wanna see my hanging belay?
Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.
Is your name Summit? Because you just raised my heart rate.
Are we on switchbacks? Because my feelings keep turning toward you.
You must be the trailhead, because I’d love to start something with you.
Is that your hiking pole, or are you just giving my heart support?
Are you a mountain? I’ve been looking for a peak like you.
I’d share my last trail mix with you—and that’s basically a proposal.
Are you a scenic overlook? Because I can’t stop taking you in.
You make this hike feel like a walk in the park, and I’m still falling for you.
Mind if I follow your lead? I hear your heart has a great trail.
Are you a canteen? Because you’re making my heart thirstier.
I came for the view, but now I’m hoping you’ll come with me.
Is your trail name Cupid? Because every step near you hits the target.
I’d climb every switchback just to ask if you’re free after the hike.
Are you a trail map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Are you a mountain breeze? Because you just swept me off my feet.
Are you a coral reef? Because I'm in love with your beauty.
You look like a trout, baby, and I want to catch you.
Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Are you a rock? Because I wanna climb you like one.
Can you hold my rope and give it a tug from time to time when it gets a bit of slack.
Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good belay.
Your rubbers are looking a little used, I have some new ones, wanna try?
I got your mountain right here.
Hey baby, you bring out the Beast in me.
You're so gorgeous, if you were a deer, I'd let you walk.
Is your name Trout? Because you're making my heart trouting along with excitement.
Girl let me put my tent stake in your ground.
I have a tuber you can use anytime.
They don't call me a hard man for nothing...
Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?
You have really nice forearms.
Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.
I see two nice lookin' rocks I'd like to grab, do you mind?
Hey girl, I'll let you top rope off of my lead.
If I scrub that crack, will you wash my rope?
If I was a wall would you climb me all night?
My portaledge sleeps two, you know.
Want to restuff my chalk balls while I recalibrate your GPS?
Hey, how about give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.
You have a beautiful rack, mind if I poke around?
