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LGBTQ+ Pick Up Lines, Cheesy and Proud

Queer flirting has its own in-jokes, and the best pick up lines lean into them: rainbows, Pride and a great deal of shameless punning. This page brings together our gay and lesbian pick up lines, ranked by reader votes, from the deliberately cheesy to the genuinely sweet. Choose a collection below for its full list.

Top Rated LGBTQ+ Pick Up Lines

Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
I can help you. I have fingers.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
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Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Your face or mine?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.

Getting the most from LGBTQ+ Pick Up Lines

The lines that do best here are the affectionate ones: puns about rainbows and Pride, written from inside the community rather than about it.

Read the room as you would anywhere. A playful line at a Pride party or a queer bar is part of the fun; the same line to someone whose orientation you are only guessing at puts them in an awkward spot.

I saved you a seat...on my face.
I can't think straight around you.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
You'll be receiving a package soon.
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Is your name Katniss? Because you're sparking a rebellion in my district.
Hey, you're beautiful. Sit on my face?
Can I push your stool in?
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
You've got spunk. I like that in a man.
Looks like you need some flame in your life.
So you're still Straight? Have you met me?
Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.
I'm bisectional.
I'm gay, straighten me out! I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow
I'll be the Rose to your Rosie.
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?
Girl, let's go invisible.
Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
Baby, you look like the boyfriend I never want to have...

Flirting With Pride

Pride events, queer bars and clubs, dating apps and group chats full of friends who will rate your attempt out of ten. These lines also make good cards and messages for partners, especially around Pride month or an anniversary.

Keep them kind. The best LGBTQ+ lines celebrate rather than single anyone out, and they work as well between long-term partners as between strangers. If you are not sure whether someone is interested, a friendly conversation will tell you more than any line can.

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Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before? Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely. I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.