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Gay Pick Up Lines

These Gay pick up lines are so hilarious you can't help but laugh at them. We dare you to use them at a gay club.




The Best Gay Pick Up Lines

I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
I can't think straight around you.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Looks like you need some flame in your life.

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I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.