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Gay Pick Up Lines

These Gay pick up lines are so hilarious you can't help but laugh at them. We dare you to use them at a gay club.

The Best Gay Pick Up Lines

I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
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Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
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Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
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Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
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The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
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I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
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Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
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If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
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Nice ass... what time does it open?
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You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
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Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
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You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
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Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
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So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
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Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
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Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
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Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
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Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
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I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
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Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
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Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
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Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
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Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
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My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
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I can't think straight around you.
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Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
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Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
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You'll be receiving a package soon.
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We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
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I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody. Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus. Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.