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Gay Pick Up Lines

These Gay pick up lines are so hilarious you can't help but laugh at them. We dare you to use them at a gay club.




The Best Gay Pick Up Lines

So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
I can't think straight around you.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.

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So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual