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Gay Pick Up Lines

These Gay pick up lines are so hilarious you can't help but laugh at them. We dare you to use them at a gay club.


The Best Gay Pick Up Lines

Can I push your stool in?
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
I can't think straight around you.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?

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Can I push your stool in?
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.




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