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Gay Pick Up Lines

These Gay pick up lines are so hilarious you can't help but laugh at them. We dare you to use them at a gay club.




The Best Gay Pick Up Lines

So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
Can I push your stool in?
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
I can't think straight around you.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.

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So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick. 
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.