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Gay Pick Up Lines

These Gay pick up lines are so hilarious you can't help but laugh at them. We dare you to use them at a gay club.


The Best Gay Pick Up Lines

Can I push your stool in?
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
You'll be receiving a package soon.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?

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Can I push your stool in?
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.




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