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Gay Pick Up Lines

These Gay pick up lines are so hilarious you can't help but laugh at them. We dare you to use them at a gay club.





The Best Gay Pick Up Lines

So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Can I push your stool in?
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me

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So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?