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Gay Pick Up Lines

These Gay pick up lines are so hilarious you can't help but laugh at them. We dare you to use them at a gay club.




The Best Gay Pick Up Lines

So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
I can't think straight around you.
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.

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So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.