I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
I can't think straight around you.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
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