Gay Pick Up Lines

These Gay pick up lines are so hilarious you can't help but laugh at them. We dare you to use them at a gay club.

The Best Gay Pick Up Lines

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I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.

Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.

Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.

Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns

The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.

I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.

If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

Nice ass... what time does it open?

You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.

Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual

Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.

You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.

Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?

So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.

Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.

Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.

Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?

Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior

I'm French Horny for your tromboner.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.

Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.

Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!

Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.

My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?

I can't think straight around you.

Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?

Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?

We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?

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