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Flirty Openers for Guys Into Guys

A good opener does the same job regardless of who it is aimed at: it makes someone laugh and gives them an easy way to answer. This is our collection of gay pick up lines, ranked by reader votes, covering everything from genuinely smooth to deliberately terrible. They suit apps, bars, Pride, or anywhere a conversation needs starting. Some are flirty, some are filthy and quite a few are cheesy on purpose — the cheesy ones tend to work best, because nobody expects to be charmed by a line they can see coming. Vote on the ones that land so the list keeps improving.

The Best Gay Pick Up Lines

I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
I can't think straight around you.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
You'll be receiving a package soon.

Getting the most from Gay Pick Up Lines

The mechanics here are the same as any good opener — make him laugh, give him an easy way in — but the material can assume shared context, which is where the best of these live. The knowingly terrible ones do particularly well; camp thrives on commitment.

Apps reward the short sharp ones. In person, delivery and eye contact do more work than the words, same as it ever was.

My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Can I push your stool in?
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
Looks like you need some flame in your life.
You've got spunk. I like that in a man.
Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.
I'm bisectional.
I'm gay, straighten me out! I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.