We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
You'll be receiving a package soon.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Can I push your stool in?
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
You've got spunk. I like that in a man.
Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
I'm gay, straighten me out! I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
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