You'll be receiving a package soon.
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Can I push your stool in?
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
You've got spunk. I like that in a man.
Looks like you need some flame in your life.
Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.
I'm gay, straighten me out! I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
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