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Pick Up Lines of Sadness

These lines are so full of sadness they will make you cry, or laugh. Either way, we're sure you can use these to cheer someone up or at least be on their level.




The Best Sad Pick Up Lines

Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
If sad looks could kill, yours would be a weapon of mass destruction.
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me and make my day?
It's not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
Some say you're not cute when you're sad. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.
Though you are sad, you are still hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
I thought for a second I died and went to heaven when I saw your sad face, but then you smiled and I am alive and heaven has been brought to me.
Like a broken pencil, life without happiness is pointless.
I'd call you mine if you just smiled.
Which is easier when you are sad, getting into tight pants or getting out of them?
If a star would cure sadness, your heart would be empty of sadness.
If you are this beautiful now, what if you just became a little happy?
Whenever you are sad, just touch me and it'd be like you are touched by an angel.
This place has made you so sad. Good thing I have my library card. I'm definitely checking you out.
I love what you are wearing. I'd love it even more if you put on a smile on your face.
Can you please smile. I want to know if you are the girl of my dreams.
Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
If sad looks could kill, yours would be a weapon of mass destruction. 
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me and make my day?