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Sickness and Illness Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines to cheer someone up when they're sick or ill.




The Best Sick

I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
The only thing I’m infected by is attraction to you.
Cough here often?
This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.
You're as hot as my temperature.
You're hotter than my fever.
You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so I can warm you with my feverish body.
I think you’re the cure I’ve been searching for.
You look like the type of medicine I need.
Are you here for a fever? Cause damn you're hot.
I was shivering, until I saw your hot body.
My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.
Hey girl, are you the influenza virus? Because you make me want stay in bed all day and sweat a lot.
Are you a hot glass of chicken noodle soup? Because I'd love to drink you up!
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.The only thing I’m infected by is attraction to you.
Cough here often?