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Sickness and Illness Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines to cheer someone up when they're sick or ill.




The Best Sick

You're hotter than my fever.
This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
The only thing I’m infected by is attraction to you.
I think you’re the cure I’ve been searching for.
Are you here for a fever? Cause damn you're hot.
You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so I can warm you with my feverish body.
Cough here often?
You look like the type of medicine I need.
You're as hot as my temperature.
Hey girl, are you the influenza virus? Because you make me want stay in bed all day and sweat a lot.
My muscle aches are nothing compared to the heartache you’re causing me.
Are you a hot glass of chicken noodle soup? Because I'd love to drink you up!
I was shivering, until I saw your hot body.
You're hotter than my fever.
This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.