I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
With calves like that, you should be a cowgirl.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
You can spur me all night long.
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
There's a snake in my boot!
If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
What size boot you wear girl?
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
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