I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
With calves like that, you should be a cowgirl.
Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.
You can spur me all night long.
Come on now, ride your cowboy.
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
I ain't no donkey herder, but I could wrangle that ass.
Wanna come back to my place, babe? I'm a thoroughbred.
What size boot you wear girl?
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
Girl, I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
Does my ass look good in these Wranglers?
Baby are you a horse cuz I wanna ride you.
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