Cowboy and Cowgirl Pick Up Lines

If you want to impress that cowboy or cowgirl you'll need the right line. We've got horses, cattle, six shooters and more. We're sure you'll find what you're looking for.

The Best Cowboy Pick Up Lines

Describe the type of pick up lines you want:

I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.

With calves like that, you should be a cowgirl.

Save a horse, ride a cowboy!

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.

Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?

Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?

Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.

Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.

Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?

Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?

Come on now, ride your cowboy.

Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.

Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.

You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...

Getting the most from Cowboy Pick Up Lines

Cowboy lines run on the mythology — boots, ropes, riding off into sunsets — and the drawl is half the delivery. Country bars, line-dancing nights and rodeos are the home venue, where a hat is present and the material reads as theme-appropriate rather than random.

The save-a-horse register is the crowd-pleaser; the quieter yes-ma'am material plays better one-on-one. Both require commitment to the bit.

You can spur me all night long.

Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.

If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.

If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.

Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.

Girl, I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!

What size boot you wear girl?

Wanna come back to my place, babe? I'm a thoroughbred.

I ain't no donkey herder, but I could wrangle that ass.

Does my ass look good in these Wranglers?

You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.

Wanna see how much horsepower is under ma hood?

Girl, I'm like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.

Did it hurt, when you fell off your horse?

Baby are you a horse cuz I wanna ride you.

So girl, you wanna go to a dance, cause I could lay this hoe-down.

There's a snake in my boot!

Riding off with it

Cowboy romance is a costume everyone recognises and anyone can wear for a night — that is the category's genius. At a country bar, the hat and the drawl grant temporary licence to material that would be absurd in a coffee shop, and the two-step exists specifically to give strangers a sanctioned reason to hold hands. Use the infrastructure.

The frontier extends: farmer lines for the working end of rural, horse lines for the stable, and redneck lines for further down the dirt road.