I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
With calves like that, you should be a cowgirl.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
You can spur me all night long.
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
There's a snake in my boot!
If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
What size boot you wear girl?
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
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