I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
With calves like that, you should be a cowgirl.
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
There's a snake in my boot!
If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.
You can spur me all night long.
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
What size boot you wear girl?
You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.