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Cowboy and Cowgirl Pick Up Lines

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The Best Cowboy Pick Up Lines

I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
With calves like that, you should be a cowgirl.
Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.
You can spur me all night long.
Come on now, ride your cowboy.
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
I ain't no donkey herder, but I could wrangle that ass.
Wanna come back to my place, babe? I'm a thoroughbred.
What size boot you wear girl?
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
Girl, I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
Does my ass look good in these Wranglers?
Baby are you a horse cuz I wanna ride you.

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I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
With calves like that, you should be a cowgirl.
Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?