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Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

Get that perfect farmer gal or guy and start cultivating a relationship with our funny farmer pick up lines.




Top Farming Pick Up Lines

How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
You have beautiful calves.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
You're a fine piece of acreage.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!

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How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.