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Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

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Top Farming Pick Up Lines

Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
You have beautiful calves.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
I would love to see the way you farm.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
The back seat of my new Dodge lays right down.

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Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.




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