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Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

Get that perfect farmer gal or guy and start cultivating a relationship with our funny farmer pick up lines.


Top Farming Pick Up Lines

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
You have beautiful calves.
Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?
I'd cultivate your crops so hard.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I'd like to raise your barn.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.

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