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Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

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Top Farming Pick Up Lines

I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
You have beautiful calves.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
I get fresh eggs daily.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.

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