If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
So what's your moisture level?
You're a fine piece of acreage.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
You have beautiful calves.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
You smell like silage and sunshine.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
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