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Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

Get that perfect farmer gal or guy and start cultivating a relationship with our funny farmer pick up lines.


Top Farming Pick Up Lines

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
I'd cultivate your crops so hard.
You have beautiful calves.
Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I'd like to raise your barn.

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