If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
You have beautiful calves.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
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