Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

Get that perfect farmer gal or guy and start cultivating a relationship with our funny farmer pick up lines.

Top Farming Pick Up Lines

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
You have beautiful calves.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!
You're a fine piece of acreage.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
I'd cultivate your crops so hard.

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