Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

Get that perfect farmer gal or guy and start cultivating a relationship with our funny farmer pick up lines.

Top Farming Pick Up Lines

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
Meet me at the back with a forty.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
You have beautiful calves.
I'd cultivate your crops so hard.
Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I'd like to raise your barn.

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