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Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

Get that perfect farmer gal or guy and start cultivating a relationship with our funny farmer pick up lines.





Top Farming Pick Up Lines

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
You have beautiful calves.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!

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If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.