Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

Get that perfect farmer gal or guy and start cultivating a relationship with our funny farmer pick up lines.

Top Farming Pick Up Lines

How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
You have beautiful calves.
I'd cultivate your crops so hard.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I'd like to raise your barn.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
Meet me in the corn field and I'll kiss you between the ears.

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