Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

Get that perfect farmer gal or guy and start cultivating a relationship with our funny farmer pick up lines.

Top Farming Pick Up Lines

I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
You have beautiful calves.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
I'm a fifth generation farmer.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.

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