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Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

Get that perfect farmer gal or guy and start cultivating a relationship with our funny farmer pick up lines.




Top Farming Pick Up Lines

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
You have beautiful calves.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
I'll bring you a sammich while you're working hard.
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!

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If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
You have beautiful calves.