Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

Get that perfect farmer gal or guy and start cultivating a relationship with our funny farmer pick up lines.

Top Farming Pick Up Lines

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Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

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