Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

Get that perfect farmer gal or guy and start cultivating a relationship with our funny farmer pick up lines.

Top Farming Pick Up Lines

I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
You have beautiful calves.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?
You're a fine piece of acreage.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
Do you want to see the most carrots you've ever seen in your life?
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.

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