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Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

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Top Farming Pick Up Lines

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
You have beautiful calves.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
I'll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
Hey baby, I'd love to pollinate you!

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If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.