Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

Get that perfect farmer gal or guy and start cultivating a relationship with our funny farmer pick up lines.

Top Farming Pick Up Lines

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Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.

So what's your moisture level?

I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

You're a fine piece of acreage.

Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.

How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?

A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!

You have beautiful calves.

How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.

Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?

Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.

Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.

Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?

You must be a field, because I can't stop gazing at your beauty.

That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.

Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.

You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his yield.

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!

I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.

Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.

I've always wanted to be a farmer's wife.

Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.

Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.

My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

Do you want to check out my home quarter?

I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

I wish I could harvest you at peak season.

I don't normally sow wild oats, but for you I'd make an exception.