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Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

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Top Farming Pick Up Lines

If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
Cottons not the only thing I'll be picking up tonight.
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
You have beautiful calves.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
So what's your moisture level?
Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!

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If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.