Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

Get that perfect farmer gal or guy and start cultivating a relationship with our funny farmer pick up lines.

Top Farming Pick Up Lines

Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
You have beautiful calves.
I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
Are you a composting pile? Cause you look hot.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
I get fresh eggs daily.
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
I'm a fifth generation farmer.

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