Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines

Get that perfect farmer gal or guy and start cultivating a relationship with our funny farmer pick up lines.

Top Farming Pick Up Lines

I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
You have beautiful calves.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
Your father must've been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
You can treat me like a stack of hay, and you can bale with me.
Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?
Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?
My roses aren't the only things with long stems.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
Of all the beautiful faces I just can't look pastures.
I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my pony.
How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
I'm a fifth generation farmer.

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