I'd like to raise your barn.
My tractor only has 2000 hours.
You seem more cultivated than my cornfield.
My dear, you look radishing tonight.
Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?
I find myself grazing deep into your eyes.
Nice set of silos you got there.
Do you combine here often?
You're so tasty, I bet you don't need a certification.
Are you as loud as your chickens?
Look at all that fertile land waiting for me.
Let me show you my magic garden.
I have a crockpot and I know how to use it.
Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.
Are you a dozer, because I want you to plow me all night.
So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to table movement.
Forget the 100 mile diet, we do the 100 yard diet.
Meet me at the back with a forty.
Can I grow some of you on my farm?
You look like you have excellent genetics and would be a fine mother. Wanna breed?
My farmers tan is all over my body.
How many native pollinators do you have at your farm?
Wanna go with me to pick up parts and salt?
You'd sure look good in my milking boots.
I got invited to the steak dinner at the John Deere dealer.
My parents don't live on the same acreage.
Why don't you come to my farm and check out my high tunnel?
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