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Law Pick Up Lines for Students, Layers and Paralegals

Law can be a serious profession, so why not lighten the mood with some funny law related pick up lines. Flirt at the court house with your favorite paralegals and lawyers or those sweet law students.

Top Law Pick Up Lines

You must be a verdict, because you’ve sentenced me to love.
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Would you like to see my power of attorney?
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If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
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Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
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Wanna check what's inside this brief?
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There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
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I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
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I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
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Are you a legal memo? Because you’ve outlined everything I need to be happy.
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If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
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I'm going to sue the pants off you.
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Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
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Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
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If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
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You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
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Are you a statute of limitations? Because I’ve got no time left to waste—I want you now.
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I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
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Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
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I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
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I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
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I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
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Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.
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I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
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You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?
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Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?
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I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
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I know a great way I could serve justice today, should I stop by your office?
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Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
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If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
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You must be a verdict, because you’ve sentenced me to love. Would you like to see my power of attorney? If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.