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Law Pick Up Lines for Students, Layers and Paralegals

Law can be a serious profession, so why not lighten the mood with some funny law related pick up lines. Flirt at the court house with your favorite paralegals and lawyers or those sweet law students.




Top Law Pick Up Lines

Would you like to see my power of attorney?
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
You must be a mala prohibitum offense, because you have FINE written all over you!
Wanna check what's inside this brief?
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.

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Would you like to see my power of attorney?
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.