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Law Pick Up Lines for Students, Layers and Paralegals

Law can be a serious profession, so why not lighten the mood with some funny law related pick up lines. Flirt at the court house with your favorite paralegals and lawyers or those sweet law students.


Top Law Pick Up Lines

Would you like to see my power of attorney?
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.
I know a great way I could serve justice today, should I stop by your office?
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.

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Would you like to see my power of attorney?
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.




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