Law Pick Up Lines for Students, Layers and Paralegals

Law can be a serious profession, so why not lighten the mood with some funny law related pick up lines. Flirt at the court house with your favorite paralegals and lawyers or those sweet law students.

Top Law Pick Up Lines

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
How about a notice of motion?
You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
I know a great way I could serve justice today, should I stop by your office?
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
You must be a mala prohibitum offense, because you have FINE written all over you!

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