Law Pick Up Lines for Students, Layers and Paralegals

Law can be a serious profession, so why not lighten the mood with some funny law related pick up lines. Flirt at the court house with your favorite paralegals and lawyers or those sweet law students.

Top Law Pick Up Lines

If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?
How about a notice of motion?
You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
How'd you like to come back to my place for a little actus reus?

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