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Law Pick Up Lines for Students, Layers and Paralegals

Law can be a serious profession, so why not lighten the mood with some funny law related pick up lines. Flirt at the court house with your favorite paralegals and lawyers or those sweet law students.




Top Law Pick Up Lines

Would you like to see my power of attorney?
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
I know a great way I could serve justice today, should I stop by your office?
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.

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Would you like to see my power of attorney?
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.