Would you like to see my power of attorney?
I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Wanna check what's inside this brief?
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
If everyone is the general rule, to me you are the only exception.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
I believe that it's in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
You've unjustly enriched me, let me give you some restitution.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.