Law Pick Up Lines for Students, Layers and Paralegals

Law can be a serious profession, so why not lighten the mood with some funny law related pick up lines. Flirt at the court house with your favorite paralegals and lawyers or those sweet law students.

Top Law Pick Up Lines

I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
Would you like to see my power of attorney?
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
I booked us a library discussion room so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
Is that an amicus curiae or are you just happy to see me?
If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you could be entitled to compensation.
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
I'm going to sue the pants off you.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.
Together we will build an irrevocable trust.
How about a notice of motion?
I know a great way I could serve justice today, should I stop by your office?
You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
I hope you don't object to this leading question but, you want me don't you?
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
You must be a mala prohibitum offense, because you have FINE written all over you!

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