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Law Pick Up Lines for Students, Layers and Paralegals - Part 3





Top Law Pick Up Lines

Are you my law professor? Because I could study you all day.
You must be a judge, because you’ve ruled over my heart.
Are you a statute? Because you’ve codified everything I’ve ever wanted.
You must be tort law, because you’ve caused some serious emotional damage—in the best way.
I’d waive all my rights just to spend more time with you.
Are you an affidavit? Because you’ve sworn to steal my heart.
You must be habeas corpus, because you’ve captured my soul and brought it to court.
Is your name Justice? Because you’re what I’ve been searching for.
Are you voir dire? Because you’re selecting all the right qualities in me.
You must be a Supreme Court case, because you’re making history in my heart.
Are you a legal precedent? Because my feelings for you are unavoidable.
Are you legal research? Because I could spend hours poring over your details.
You must be a discovery document, because every detail about you is a treasure.
Are you a settlement? Because you’ve resolved all the chaos in my heart.
You must be a cross-appeal, because you’ve completely turned my heart around.
Are you a motion for summary judgment? Because I’m ready to decide you’re the one.
You must be strict liability, because I’m falling for you, no matter what.
Are you a jury verdict? Because you’re unanimous perfection.
You must be a law review article, because you’re so well-composed and brilliant.
Are you a statute of limitations? Because I’ve got no time left to waste—I want you now.
You must be my opening statement, because you’ve set the tone for something amazing.
Are you a non-compete clause? Because I’d never want anyone else but you.
You must be cross-examination, because you’re asking all the right questions of my heart.
Are you due diligence? Because every time I’m around you, I’m extra cautious with my feelings.
You must be pro bono, because loving you feels like a gift.
Are you an appellate brief? Because you’ve completely overturned my world.
You must be a class action, because everyone wants to be around you.
Are you a leading question? Because the answer to being with you is always yes.
You must be a witness stand, because I’d confess everything to you.
Are you equitable relief? Because being with you makes everything fair.

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Are you my law professor? Because I could study you all day.
You must be a judge, because you’ve ruled over my heart.
Are you a statute? Because you’ve codified everything I’ve ever wanted.