I am a good lawyer and I like to be on top of things.
Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?
I know a great way I could serve justice today, should I stop by your office?
You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?
Are you up for some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
I've been applying strict scrutiny to your body, and it's compelling.
I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you.
I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.
How about a notice of motion?
If being hot was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
If I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.
How'd you like to come back to my place for a little actus reus?
I'll be the accessory if you'll be the principal.
It's not about how big your gavel is, it's about how hard you bang it.
I got your jurisdiction right here.
Tomorrow morning I'll have personal jurisdiction over you because we're about to make some significant contacts.
I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
How about we head back to my place, and we make a nudum pactum?
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