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Funny Military Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines for all those men in women out there protecting us. Have some laughs with our uniformed heroes from the Army, Navy and the Air Force.





Popular Military Pick Up Lines

Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
Save water and shower with an airman.
You're the most effective weapon in my base of fire.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.
Can I put my gun in your holster?
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.
Wanna make a trajectory were our vectors intersect?

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Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?