Funny Military Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines for all those men in women out there protecting us. Have some laughs with our uniformed heroes from the Army, Navy and the Air Force.

Popular Military Pick Up Lines

You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
Wanna ride my torpedo?
My sights are locked on you!
I'll share a foxhole with you any day.
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
You only have to give me one pushup, soldier, if it's your bra.
I'm sorry did I spill my camel pack on you?
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Save water and shower with an airman.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
You don't need to do anything, you already have REDCON 1 status.
You're the most effective weapon in my base of fire.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.

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