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Funny Military Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines for all those men in women out there protecting us. Have some laughs with our uniformed heroes from the Army, Navy and the Air Force.




Popular Military Pick Up Lines

Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Save water and shower with an airman.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?
Wanna ride my torpedo?
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
Can I put my gun in your holster?
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
Asking for permission to enter friendly lines. Permission granted?
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
My sights are locked on you!

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Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Save water and shower with an airman.