Funny Military Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines for all those men in women out there protecting us. Have some laughs with our uniformed heroes from the Army, Navy and the Air Force.

Popular Military Pick Up Lines

You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
I'm a Navy guy, and I'd fight for our relationship like I'd fight for our country.
Wanna make a trajectory were our vectors intersect?
Wanna ride my torpedo?
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?
I'm sorry did I spill my camel pack on you?
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
My sights are locked on you!
I'll share a foxhole with you any day.
When you walk into the room, I know the cavalry has come.
Save water and shower with an airman.
I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
You don't need to do anything, you already have REDCON 1 status.
You're the most effective weapon in my base of fire.

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