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Funny Military Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines for all those men in women out there protecting us. Have some laughs with our uniformed heroes from the Army, Navy and the Air Force.




Popular Military Pick Up Lines

Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
Can I put my gun in your holster?
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Save water and shower with an airman.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!
Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?
Wanna ride my torpedo?
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
Wanna make a trajectory were our vectors intersect?

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Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?