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Funny Military Pick Up Lines

Pick up lines for all those men in women out there protecting us. Have some laughs with our uniformed heroes from the Army, Navy and the Air Force.




Popular Military Pick Up Lines

Can I put my gun in your holster?
Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?
Lets play war, I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.
Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you.
You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?
Wanna ride my torpedo?
Save water and shower with an airman.
I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.
Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?
You served our country, I wanna serve you.
Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!
Wanna know why I'm known as a 'drill' sergeant?
Are you in the Air Force? Cause your hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.
Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?
Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.
Wanna make a trajectory were our vectors intersect?

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Can I put my gun in your holster?Target aquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.
Are you up for a little tactical insertion?