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Farming & Homesteading Pick Up Lines - Part 5





Top Farming Pick Up Lines

Are you fresh eggs? Because you’ve cracked my heart wide open.
You’re the best crop I could ever hope to harvest.
Are you the rain? Because you’ve brought new life to my heart.
You must be a sturdy fence post, because you’re holding everything together for me.
Are you a cow? Because you’ve got me mooing with delight.
You’re like my favorite field—full of endless possibilities.
Meet me at the back with a forty.
Can I grow some of you on my farm?
I have a crockpot and I know how to use it.
You look like you have excellent genetics and would be a fine mother. Wanna breed?
My farmers tan is all over my body.
How many native pollinators do you have at your farm?
Wanna go with me to pick up parts and salt?
You'd sure look good in my milking boots.
I got invited to the steak dinner at the John Deere dealer.
My parents don't live on the same acreage.
Why don't you come to my farm and check out my high tunnel?

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Are you fresh eggs? Because you’ve cracked my heart wide open.
You’re the best crop I could ever hope to harvest.
Are you the rain? Because you’ve brought new life to my heart.