Climbing and Mountaineering Pick Up Lines

Are you bored? Are your climbing friends taking forever? Try our funny climbing pick up lines and have some fun while you're waiting for your turn.

Top Climbing Pick Up Lines

I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I'll follow.
I like your slopers, can you teach me how to grip those?
I'll belay you all night long.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
Wanna get tied up and high?
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number... Belay me maybe?
I've got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.
Girl, is your harness double backed? Cuz I had to double back to get a look at you.
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself climbing into your pants!
Are you a rock? Because I wanna climb you like one.
Can you hold my rope and give it a tug from time to time when it gets a bit of slack.
Hey, I was wondering if you could show me your favorite crag?
Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.
They don't call me a hard man for nothing...
I'm really good at hand-jams.

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