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Climbing and Mountaineering Pick Up Lines

Are you bored? Are your climbing friends taking forever? Try our funny climbing pick up lines and have some fun while you're waiting for your turn.


Top Climbing Pick Up Lines

Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
I like your slopers, can you teach me how to grip those?
I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I'll follow.
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
Wanna get tied up and high?
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
I'll belay you all night long.
I've got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.
Hey, I was wondering if you could show me your favorite crag?
Girl, is your harness double backed? Cuz I had to double back to get a look at you.
Your rubbers are looking a little used, I have some new ones, wanna try?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself climbing into your pants!
Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.
Are you a rock? Because I wanna climb you like one.
I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number... Belay me maybe?
Can you hold my rope and give it a tug from time to time when it gets a bit of slack.
They don't call me a hard man for nothing...

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Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?	
I like your slopers, can you teach me how to grip those?	
I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I'll follow.




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