Girl, is your harness double backed? Cuz I had to double back to get a look at you.
Ever do it on a portoledge?
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
I like your slopers, can you teach me how to grip those?
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I'll follow.
Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Hey, I was wondering if you could show me your favorite crag?
I'm really good at hand-jams.
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
Wanna get tied up and high?
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
Hey girl, wanna belay me?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself climbing into your pants!
If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
I've got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
I'll belay you all night long.
With my strong hands and fingers, I can give shoulder and back massages all night long.
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