Climbing and Mountaineering Pick Up Lines

Are you bored? Are your climbing friends taking forever? Try our funny climbing pick up lines and have some fun while you're waiting for your turn.

Top Climbing Pick Up Lines

Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself climbing into your pants!
I like your slopers, can you teach me how to grip those?
Are you ready for your first ascent?
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
Are you a rock? Because I wanna climb you like one.
I'll belay you all night long.
I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number... Belay me maybe?
Can you hold my rope and give it a tug from time to time when it gets a bit of slack.
Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good belay.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
I've got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.
Hey, I was wondering if you could show me your favorite crag?
I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I'll follow.
Girl, is your harness double backed? Cuz I had to double back to get a look at you.
Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.
They don't call me a hard man for nothing...
I'm really good at hand-jams.
Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?

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