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Climbing and Mountaineering Pick Up Lines

Are you bored? Are your climbing friends taking forever? Try our funny climbing pick up lines and have some fun while you're waiting for your turn.




Top Climbing Pick Up Lines

Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
Hey, I was wondering if you could show me your favorite crag?
Girl, is your harness double backed? Cuz I had to double back to get a look at you.
Ever do it on a portoledge?
I like your slopers, can you teach me how to grip those?
I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I'll follow.
Wanna get tied up and high?
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.
Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
I'm really good at hand-jams.
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself climbing into your pants!
I'll belay you all night long.
If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
I've got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.
Hey girl, wanna belay me?
I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number... Belay me maybe?

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Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.	
If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
Hey, I was wondering if you could show me your favorite crag?