I'll meet you for dinner. Does noon work?
Can I share your oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.
I'm retired, so you know I have the time to please you.
Is that your catheter line...or are you just pleased to see me?
Just gotta new hip replacement. How's about you and me take it for spin?
I'd walker with you to the ends of the earth.
Where have you been all my life? Because I'm about to die soon.
I'm 80 but I dont feel a day over 79.
My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened.
Do you live in a 100 meters area?
Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.
As long as I have this wheelchair, youll always have a lap to seat on.
How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.
How about you try out your new teeth on my meat.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?
Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!
Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.
By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.
Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?
Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.
How about I take you home and show you my medicine cabinet!
No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.
Do you play bingo? Because I've seen you B4.
My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.
Hey, you still breathing?
Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?
I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you're feelin' frisky.
Is that a new hip or are you just happy to see me?
Hey baby, my boobs are looking right at your penis down there.
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