My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.
When I look at you, my arteries aren’t the only things that harden.
Hey beautiful, they still let me drive. Wanna go for a ride?
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.
Wanna try out my new hip?
Let's get a nice drink of prune juice sometime.
You, me and the defribrillator, baby.
Baby, you must be dentures because I need to take you out every night.
You remind me of someone I met during the summer of 1969, those were the best days of my life.
Your Nursing home or mine?
Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?
I got a pill I could take back at my place, if you could tell me where my place is.
Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.
Do you want to get dinner with me? Must be between 4-4:30.
Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?
Where'd you get that pretty MedicAlert bracelet?
I got a pension and I'm not afraid to use it.
I liverspotted you from across the bar?
I've got a Victrola back in my room. Wanna hear my Sinatra record?
Ohh baby...you're making my arteries hard.
I wouldn't mind seeing you for the rest of my life.
I want to sweep you off your walker and into your wheelchair.
Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.
Don't worry I won't bite... No teeth!
Is your name Viagra, cause I don't think they will be able to close my casket after a night with you.
Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
Break my hip, not my heart.
May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.
Your senior assisted living facility or mine?
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