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Pick Up Lines for Senior Citizens - Part 3

You may be looking for love later in your life, that's great! Everyone deserves some love. We have the perfect list of pick up lines for senior citizens.


The Best Senior Pick Up Lines

My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened.
Do you live in a 100 meters area?
Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.
One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.
As long as I have this wheelchair, youll always have a lap to seat on.
How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.
Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?
How about you try out your new teeth on my meat.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?
Come here often? I seriously can't remember.
Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!
By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.
Hey, wanna good time? I bought some great Viagra back from Bali?
Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.
How about I take you home and show you my medicine cabinet!
Hey baby, I'm rich and probably going to die soon.
No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.
Do you play bingo? Because I've seen you B4.
My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.
Hey, you still breathing?

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My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened.
Do you live in a 100 meters area?
Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.




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