My Mom says I'm the best kisser she's ever known.
Eye for an eye? Nah, I'm more a kiss-for-a-kiss kind a guy
I have one Irish friend. Other than that... kiss me.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.
You remind me of a mezuzah... So, I'm supposed to kiss you, right?
I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Want to exchange kisses instead of gelt?
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth.
I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Richard?
Can I make your first memory of the new year a great one? How about you let me be your midnight kiss?
