Eye for an eye? Nah, I'm more a kiss-for-a-kiss kind a guy
You remind me of a mezuzah... So, I'm supposed to kiss you, right?
I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.
I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.
I have one Irish friend. Other than that... kiss me.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Richard?