I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I'll bring you luck!
Can I kiss your Blarney Stone?
How about we try an experimental kiss?
I would like to give a kiss tofu.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but I think slut shaming is cool. I'm very wrong.
Do you want to Australian Kiss? It's like the French kiss only down under.
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.
Eye for an eye? Nah, I'm more a kiss-for-a-kiss kind a guy
You remind me of a mezuzah... So, I'm supposed to kiss you, right?
I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I have one Irish friend. Other than that... kiss me.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth.
I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Richard?
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