GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" If I followed you home, would you keep me? "

Creepy Pick Up Lines

← Previous Next →

Comments:

OK funny and creepy at same time! LOL!
By: udontknowme+neverwill on 18 Oct 2010
HELL yeah!!!!! but u have to sleep in my bed
By: animemoon on 07 May 2012
haha .. theres nothing cute or sweet there .
By: anime on 28 May 2012
I had this comment on my Skype status, and my boyfriend put this on his "If she followed me home, I'd keep her." I thought it was so cute!
By: Teddybaer on 05 Nov 2012
This is a really stupid conversation from along time ago how much stupider can this conversation get
By: Victoria on 12 Nov 2012
I Totally did this But the Girl Kicked and Screamed STALKER!! really loud
By: Carl on 17 Dec 2012
No but you can follow me to the police station
By: Jess on 06 Sep 2014
Talent, you will tell nothing..
By: iHerb Code on 18 Oct 2022
ooooo no sorry i dont have pets :-(
By: why know on 12 Oct 2011
i would definitly give him a chance well i mean if he was good looking too(:
By: (: on 08 Jul 2011
STALKER! RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!!!!! AHHHHHHHH
By: Anyonnmous on 01 Apr 2010
That sounds sweet , but your setting yourself up to die on this one.
By: Lanrewaju of sauga on 10 Aug 2009
lol, this is so cute i would pobs talk 2 the guy who said this to me
By: MWA :D on 11 Jul 2008
That's kind of cute.
By: A on 06 Feb 2008
I don't so strays!
By: Rad on 12 Jun 2010

Add Comment:

Add What?:
Name:
Comment:


If I followed you home, would you keep me?