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If you stood in front of the mirror beside a pile of shit, you'd see two piles of shit.

By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008

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mmm......if I were a mirror and you stood in front of me, I'd crack up! hahah

By: CL on 04 Feb 2008

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If you stood in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you'd see 11 roses and a jerk that owns a book of cheesy pickup lines.

By: Maddie_Meow on 20 Dec 2015

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If you stood in front of a mirror,it would break.

By: kaitebake on 31 Dec 2008

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If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world, and you.

By: Awolamous on 02 Jan 2016

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If you stood in front of a mirror and held 11 roses, I'd see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world, 11 roses and a mirror.

By: Jerry Lee McMillan Jr on 11 Nov 2017

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And if you stood next to an alien i wouldn't be able to tell the difference

By: tiny baby on 25 Jan 2018

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if you stood in the mirror with that there would be 11 beautiful things plus an ogre

By: Ichigo on 21 Dec 2010

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If roses are red violets are blue then my boyfriend is Chris brown he really really really smooths my lotion he really really really i forgot how the rest go. But if roses are red. And vieets are. Blue I made a million dancing at sues, can you? That wasn't. Meant for cardi cause we made. A milli together

By: Lilbwhorandownonnickasindahoodandpoppedmyyhoodup.eow on 05 Jul 2022

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses .. then your in a coffin .

By: READ THIS on 02 Aug 2011

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If you stood in front of the mirror and held up a rose, you would see the most beautiful thing in the world, and a flower.

By: anon on 25 Aug 2013

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If you held up a rose in front of a mirror, you would see 2 of the most beautiful things in the world.

By: Cool Cat on 21 Jan 2011

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Man: Damnit. Girl:What? Man: I forgot to bring you eleven roses. Girl: Why eleven? Man: Cause then I would have 12 of the most beautiful things in the world in front of me.

By: Tim on 09 Oct 2007

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If you stood on front of a mirror and held up 11 roses you would see 11 of the most beautiful things on earth plus a girl holding 11 roses in her hand.

By: Don't Copy This on 14 Aug 2015

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omg a guy said that to me and he lost his virginity that night too ahh high school

By: marcelene on 29 Dec 2011

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wow cheesy!

By: someone on 22 Feb 2009

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Why, would you be behind me then?

By: someone on 07 Apr 2009

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omg my friend kyler wrote this twitter! its pretty sweet id get with the guy if he said this to me lol(:

By: boo on 26 Aug 2011

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By: FloloDugCrarl on 30 Aug 2012

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If you held up 2diamonds in the mirror you'd be looking at 3 of the most beautiful things in the world

By: Beauty is belle on 15 Apr 2017

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If you were words on a page,you'd be the FINE print

By: carlie bumgardner on 20 Oct 2017

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And if you stood side by side with an alien you wouldn't be able to tell the difference

By: tiny baby on 25 Jan 2018

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Super Cringe!

By: Angel on 19 May 2018

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ang pupugi nyo at ang papanget nyo

By: jc on 12 Jan 2012

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If you were a keyboard I would press shift

By: Sarah on 14 Jan 2021

Wow ,is it a amazing !

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