If you stood in front of the mirror beside a pile of shit, you'd see two piles of shit.
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008
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mmm......if I were a mirror and you stood in front of me, I'd crack up! hahah
By: CL on 05 Feb 2008
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If you stood in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you'd see 11 roses and a jerk that owns a book of cheesy pickup lines.
By: Maddie_Meow on 20 Dec 2015
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If you stood in front of a mirror,it would break.
By: kaitebake on 31 Dec 2008
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If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world, and you.
By: Awolamous on 02 Jan 2016
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And if you stood next to an alien i wouldn't be able to tell the difference
By: tiny baby on 26 Jan 2018
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If you stood in front of a mirror and held 11 roses, I'd see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world, 11 roses and a mirror.
By: Jerry Lee McMillan Jr on 11 Nov 2017
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if you stood in the mirror with that there would be 11 beautiful things plus an ogre
By: Ichigo on 22 Dec 2010
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If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses .. then your in a coffin .
By: READ THIS on 02 Aug 2011
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If you stood in front of the mirror and held up a rose, you would see the most beautiful thing in the world, and a flower.
By: anon on 26 Aug 2013
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If you held up a rose in front of a mirror, you would see 2 of the most beautiful things in the world.
By: Cool Cat on 21 Jan 2011
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Man: Damnit.
Girl:What?
Man: I forgot to bring you eleven roses.
Girl: Why eleven?
Man: Cause then I would have 12 of the most beautiful things in the world in front of me.
By: Tim on 09 Oct 2007
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If you stood on front of a mirror and held up 11 roses you would see 11 of the most beautiful things on earth plus a girl holding 11 roses in her hand.
By: Don't Copy This on 14 Aug 2015
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omg a guy said that to me and he lost his virginity that night too ahh high school
By: marcelene on 29 Dec 2011
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And if you stood side by side with an alien you wouldn't be able to tell the difference
By: tiny baby on 26 Jan 2018
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Super Cringe!
By: Angel on 19 May 2018
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omg my friend kyler wrote this twitter! its pretty sweet id get with the guy if he said this to me lol(:
By: boo on 26 Aug 2011
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If you were words on a page,you'd be the FINE print
By: carlie bumgardner on 20 Oct 2017
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read page check her site
By: FloloDugCrarl on 30 Aug 2012
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wow cheesy!
By: someone on 22 Feb 2009
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Why, would you be behind me then?
By: someone on 07 Apr 2009
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If you held up 2diamonds in the mirror you'd be looking at 3 of the most beautiful things in the world
By: Beauty is belle on 15 Apr 2017
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If you were a keyboard I would press shift
By: Sarah on 14 Jan 2021
ang pupugi nyo at ang papanget nyo
By: jc on 12 Jan 2012
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If you had 11 roses, and a beautiful girl there, it would be 2 of the most beautiful things in the world.
1 - The girl.
2 - The roses.
Th quantity of roses doesn't make a difference, it's still the same thing, just repeated.
By: Depp on 25 Oct 2008
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nice !
By: shar Ü on 23 Aug 2010
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funny guy , your dumb, !
By: silly on 30 Oct 2008
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ang pupugi nyo at ang papanget nyo
By: jc on 12 Jan 2012
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whats a rose?
By: masen wake on 04 May 2015
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awh one of the guys at my school said this to me & i thought it was so sweet
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