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Creepy and Cringy Pick Up Lines - Part 3

If you're looking to get seriously creeped out we have the cringiest list of pick up lines for you. These lines are guaranteed to creep you out or make you laugh.




The Creepiest Pick Up Lines

Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
If I touch you, do you promise not to call the cops?
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
My couch pulls out, but I don't
Hi, you'll do just fine!
Hey baby, I’ve got a back seat with your name on it.
You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.
I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
I'm kind of new around here... can you show me the way to your apartment/house?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Is your Dad in prison? If I were your Dad, I’d be in prison.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
If your feeling down, remember, I'll feel you back up
If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
There's a tornado, come in to my basement.

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Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.