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" Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? "

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because i dont have a roommate (Realy?) yes i like being left alone *sarcastic look*
By: Rebecca on 05 May 2009
 
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because hel b already suprising you ;)
By: sarah on 03 Jun 2008
 
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If I brought you home my roommate would Scream and Call the police Saying "THERES A DEVIL IN MY HOUSE"
By: ComeBack Lily on 28 Apr 2018
 
 

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