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Redneck and Hick Pick Up Lines - Part 2

If you're a little Redneck you may need to speak the same language. We have some of the best redneck and hick pick up lines picked out for you.




The Best Redneck Pick Up Lines

God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents.
Yeah I own my home; it's on the back of my truck.
Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.
You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.
Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?
You are prettier than a beer truck pulling up in the driveway.
Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I'll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!
Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?
Hey baby, nice tooth.
Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?

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God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents.
Yeah I own my home; it's on the back of my truck.
Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?