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Pickup Lines for Serial Killers - Part 2

If you really want to creep someone out and make them squirm we're got the gory lines to make that happen. They're guaranteed to double check that their doors and windows are locked after hearing these lines.




The Best Serial Killer Pickup Lines

Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.
You have the most terrific bone structure. Your skull is going to be the prize of my collection.
I made a blood painting for you.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.
I killed your crush so we can be together forever.
I want to take your skin off and wear it as my own.
I love you more than my jar of fingers.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
The voices like your skin.
Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?
Hey baby, you look so good in those jeans I ’d like to chop your legs off.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop screaming?

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Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.