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Pickup Lines for Serial Killers - Part 2





The Best Serial Killer Pickup Lines

You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
You have the most terrific bone structure. Your skull is going to be the prize of my collection.
I made a blood painting for you.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?
I've got a crawlspace with your name on it.
Wanna come back to my place and see what the inside of my trunk looks like?
I bet it hurt when you fell from Heaven? I can help you get there if you'd like?
Baby, I will blow your mind. Literally. With a bat.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?
I like my women like I like my wine - 18 years old and boxed up in my basement.
I want to take your skin off and wear it as my own.
The voices like your skin.
Hey baby, you look so good in those jeans I ’d like to chop your legs off.
That is a gun in a pocket and I am not pleased to see you.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop screaming?
I have a loaded gun, get in the car.
Are you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.
Do you like consensual sex? Neither do I.
Was your daddy a thief? I’m not. I’m a serial killer.

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You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.