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Pickup Lines for Serial Killers - Part 2

If you really want to creep someone out and make them squirm we're got the gory lines to make that happen. They're guaranteed to double check that their doors and windows are locked after hearing these lines.




The Best Serial Killer Pickup Lines

The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
I think my medication is wearing off.
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
The voices like your skin.
Call the cops... See who comes first.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?
Hey baby, you look so good in those jeans I ’d like to chop your legs off.
Was your daddy a thief? I’m not. I’m a serial killer.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop screaming?
That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!
You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
That is a gun in a pocket and I am not pleased to see you.
I bet it hurt when you fell from Heaven? I can help you get there if you'd like?

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The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
I think my medication is wearing off.
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.