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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 2

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
I can help you. I have fingers.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
Are you depressed, too?
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.
Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

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Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.