Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
I can help you. I have fingers.
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
How'd you like to be in my will?
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
If you are this beautiful now, what if you just became a little happy?
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Does my social anxiety and sleep deprivation turn you on?
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me and make my day?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
Some say you're not cute when you're sad. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
You know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Though you are sad, you are still hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
If a star would cure sadness, your heart would be empty of sadness.
I can't think straight around you.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?
Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.
Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Let's put the 'fun' in funeral!
I dont want to come between you... or do I
Don't you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?
Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.
Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Could you tighten it for me?
I heard milk does the body good, but DAMN! Blood does too?
Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
All of my most important poems and drawings are in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
Come on now, ride your cowboy.
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?
I killed your crush so we can be together forever.
Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.
You ever been with a man that has Parkinson's? You won't need to do a thing. Just hold on tight and I'll do the rest.
I love you more than my jar of fingers.
You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
