Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an MGMT show.
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
You're so beautiful, when I look at you my heart starts beating… I think.
I found this pentagram on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
I can help you. I have fingers.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
You're the girl of my nightmares.
How'd you like to be in my will?
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
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