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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 2

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
Netflix and kill me? Release me from the prison of existence.
Wanna give me the d? That means death, please euthanize me.
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
I think you dropped your teeth.
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me and make my day?
I can help you. I have fingers.
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

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I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.