That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
I think you're the cure I've been searching for.
What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?
May I dig my nails into your back?
I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground.
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
You and my cardiac stent have something in common, my heart needs you.
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
How'd you like to be in my will?
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
If you are this beautiful now, what if you just became a little happy?
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Does my social anxiety and sleep deprivation turn you on?
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me and make my day?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
Some say you're not cute when you're sad. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
You know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Though you are sad, you are still hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
If a star would cure sadness, your heart would be empty of sadness.
I can't think straight around you.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!
I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?
Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.
Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
I dont want to come between you... or do I
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Let's put the 'fun' in funeral!
Don't you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.
Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Could you tighten it for me?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
I heard milk does the body good, but DAMN! Blood does too?
Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
All of my most important poems and drawings are in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
I killed your crush so we can be together forever.
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
Come on now, ride your cowboy.
I love you more than my jar of fingers.
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?
