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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 2

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.





The Best Life

I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
Netflix and kill me? Release me from the prison of existence.
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
I think you dropped your teeth.
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
Can I push your stool in?
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me and make my day?
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.
You're hotter than my fever.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.

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I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.