Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
I can help you. I have fingers.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Netflix and kill me? Release me from the prison of existence.
Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.
Hey, wanna come home with me? I guess you'll do for tonight.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
Hey baby, wanna practice for your second husband?
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
You bleach your hair? Im the same way! I bleach the bloodstains out of my carpet!
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
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