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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 2

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.


The Best Life

Hey, we all die alone but did you want to spend a living moment with me?
You breathe oxygen? Wow, we have so much in common...
Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.
Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
It's not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
Some say you're not cute when you're sad. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.
If you are this beautiful now, what if you just became a little happy?
If sad looks could kill, yours would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Like a broken pencil, life without happiness is pointless.
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.
Are you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
I'll hold your teeth if you would hold my cane!
You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.
I think you dropped your teeth.
Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.

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Hey, we all die alone but did you want to spend a living moment with me?
You breathe oxygen? Wow, we have so much in common...
Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.




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