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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 2





The Best Life

Hey baby, wanna practice for your second husband?
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
Are you my anti-depression pills? Because I can't smile without you.
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
Wanna smash? Me over the head with this brick.
I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you.
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've lit in your hair?
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
With calves like that, you should be a cowgirl.
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
If sad looks could kill, yours would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns

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Hey baby, wanna practice for your second husband?
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
You're like a cut on my wrist... people like you hurt me, but I keep getting more.