GotLines?

Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 2

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
Are you depressed, too?
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an MGMT show.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.

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Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.