Oh you're a Libra? That's so weird! So were my other three vic... Dates!
Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
With calves like that, you should be a cowgirl.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nutstighten up.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
Hey, wanna come home with me? I guess you'll do for tonight.
Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
Hey baby, wanna practice for your second husband?
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
Wanna smash? Me over the head with this brick.
I want to give you my heart. Literally, because it would kill me.
I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you.
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
I'm throwing a house party... and the only person invited is you
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've lit in your hair?
Come into the kitchen and I'll show you how I put the counter in counterculture.
Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
If sad looks could kill, yours would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
The only thing straight about me is my teeth.
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
