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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 2

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

Are you depressed, too?
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an MGMT show.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.
I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.

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Are you depressed, too?Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.