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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 2

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
You're so beautiful, when I look at you my heart starts beating… I think.
I found this pentagram on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
How'd you like to be in my will?
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Oh, you're straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an MGMT show.
I can help you. I have fingers.
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.

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You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!