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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 2

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.


The Best Life

It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
You'll be receiving a package soon.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
Does my social anxiety and sleep deprivation turn you on?

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It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?




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