Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
It's not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
I only thought about you once today. I just never stopped.
Are you a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
You have the cutest smile when you sleep.
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
I think my medication is wearing off.
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've lit in your hair?
That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
Wow, you're gorgeous! Your head would look great in my freezer!
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
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