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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 5

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Cough here often?
This cold ain't as infectious as your smile.
You're as hot as my temperature.
You're hotter than my fever.
You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so I can warm you with my feverish body.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.

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I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.