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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 5

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so I can warm you with my feverish body.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
Netflix and kill me? Release me from the prison of existence.
Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.
Wanna give me the d? That means death, please euthanize me.
Hey, wanna come home with me? I guess you'll do for tonight.
Are you clinical depression? Cause you make me wanna kill myself.
Are you a noose? Cause I'd love to hang out with you some time!
Is your father a lumberjack? I'm great with carpentry and haven't had work in a while.
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
Hey baby, wanna practice for your second husband?

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You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so I can warm you with my feverish body.Nice ass... what time does it open?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?