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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 5

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.





The Best Life

If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
I just want to be friends... with your insides
You look too classy for pickup lines, thats why I have roofies.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.
Are you an angel? Because that's the only mythological creature I haven't raped yet.
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
I'll hold your teeth if you would hold my cane!
You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.
Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.
I got a pension and I'm not afraid to use it.
Ohh baby...you're making my arteries hard.
Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.

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If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
I just want to be friends... with your insides