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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 5





The Best Life

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
It's not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
How'd you like to be in my will?
If you are this beautiful now, what if you just became a little happy?
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
I think you’re the cure I’ve been searching for.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Does my social anxiety and sleep deprivation turn you on?
Your face or mine?
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me and make my day?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
Some say you're not cute when you're sad. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

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Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual 
It's not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.