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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 5

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you.
Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
It's not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
Some say you're not cute when you're sad. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.
I love what you are wearing. I'd love it even more if you put on a smile on your face.
I'd call you mine if you just smiled.
If you are this beautiful now, what if you just became a little happy?
If sad looks could kill, yours would be a weapon of mass destruction.
I thought for a second I died and went to heaven when I saw your sad face, but then you smiled and I am alive and heaven has been brought to me.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
I dont want to come between you... or do I
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you.
Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.