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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 5

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.


The Best Life

I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
I can't think straight around you.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?

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I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?




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