May I dig my nails into your back?
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
It's not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
How'd you like to be in my will?
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
If you are this beautiful now, what if you just became a little happy?
I think you’re the cure I’ve been searching for.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Does my social anxiety and sleep deprivation turn you on?
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me and make my day?
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
You know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.
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