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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 5

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
It's not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
Some say you're not cute when you're sad. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.
If you are this beautiful now, what if you just became a little happy?
If sad looks could kill, yours would be a weapon of mass destruction.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
I just want to be friends... with your insides
You look too classy for pickup lines, thats why I have roofies.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.

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Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
It's not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
Some say you're not cute when you're sad. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.