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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 5





The Best Life

I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
I think you’re the cure I’ve been searching for.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Does my social anxiety and sleep deprivation turn you on?
Whenever you are sad, just touch me and it'd be like you are touched by an angel.
If you are this beautiful now, what if you just became a little happy?
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
Your face or mine?
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me and make my day?
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
You know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.
That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.

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I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.
I think you’re the cure I’ve been searching for.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.