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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 5

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

I saved you a seat...on my face.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
May I lick your boots?
Your face or mine?
I have 8 inches of plastic for you.
Cough here often?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
Netflix and kill me? Release me from the prison of existence.
Are you a loan? Because you're gaining my interest... Capitalism is ruining my life.
Wanna give me the d? That means death, please euthanize me.
Are you depressed, too?
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me and make my day?
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
It's not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.

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I saved you a seat...on my face.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
May I lick your boots?