Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
How'd you like to be in my will?
If you are this beautiful now, what if you just became a little happy?
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Does my social anxiety and sleep deprivation turn you on?
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me and make my day?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
Some say you're not cute when you're sad. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
You know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
If you were a drug, I'd crush you and put you in that girl's drink.
Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
