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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 5

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.


The Best Life

You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.
I think you dropped your teeth.
Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.
I got a pension and I'm not afraid to use it.
Ohh baby...you're making my arteries hard.
Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
You had me at Che.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
Hey, I'm looking for a second girlfriend. How about you?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.

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You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.
I think you dropped your teeth.
Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.




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