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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 8





The Best Life

You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.
You ever been with a man that has Parkinson's? You won't need to do a thing. Just hold on tight and I'll do the rest.
Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.
You had me at Che.
Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.
Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?
Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours.
You couldn't be any hotter if you were dead.
Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Could you tighten it for me?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
Which is easier when you are sad, getting into tight pants or getting out of them?
May I lick your boots?
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.

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You're not allergic to duct tape are you?
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
Your teeth are so white! They're gonna make a great necklace.