It's not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
Some say you're not cute when you're sad. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.
I'd call you mine if you just smiled.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
I dont want to come between you... or do I
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
I killed your crush so we can be together forever.
Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
I think my medication is wearing off.
Want to get some air? Oh wait, I ate your lungs.
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