Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
You'll be receiving a package soon.
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
You seem depressed. Let's bang the depression out of each other!
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Are you a psychologist? Cause you cure my depression.
I'd love to go to Uranus! Because it has a toxic atmosphere and would instantly kill me.
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
I want you to sit on my face. Seriously, if there's a chance I might lose oxygen flow and die... I'll take it.
You're so beautiful I'd marry your brother just to get into your family.
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I hope your day is as nice as your butt!
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
The only thing I'm infected by is attraction to you.
I dont want to come between you... or do I
Are you looking for buried treasure? Explore my chest... With a knife.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
