You ever been with a man that has Parkinson's? You won't need to do a thing. Just hold on tight and I'll do the rest.
Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.
Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.
Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?
Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Could you tighten it for me?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
Which is easier when you are sad, getting into tight pants or getting out of them?
I made a blood painting for you.
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
You'll be receiving a package soon.
I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes? Please?!
One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.
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