Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
I want you to sit on my face. Seriously, if there's a chance I might lose oxygen flow and die... I'll take it.
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
I'd love to go to Uranus! Because it has a toxic atmosphere and would instantly kill me.
Are you a psychologist? Cause you cure my depression.
You seem depressed. Let's bang the depression out of each other!
You're so beautiful I'd marry your brother just to get into your family.
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
Are you looking for buried treasure? Explore my chest... With a knife.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
You'll be receiving a package soon.
I hope your day is as nice as your butt!
I dont want to come between you... or do I
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
The only thing I'm infected by is attraction to you.
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
