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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 8

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Hey, you're beautiful. Sit on my face?
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
Hey, we all die alone but did you want to spend a living moment with me?
Though you are sad, you are still hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.

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Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.