I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.
You can spur me all night long.
Come on now, ride your cowboy.
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don’t make me have to write a Missed Connection.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
Up for a little dominance and humiliation?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
You look like the type of medicine I need.
Are you here for a fever? Cause damn you're hot.
You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so I can warm you with my feverish body.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
You breathe oxygen? Wow, we have so much in common...
This place has made you so sad. Good thing I have my library card. I'm definitely checking you out.
I want to floss with your pubic hair.
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
You're just how I like my meat: raw and bloody.
You are as sexy as death itself.
Hey girl, are you a satanist?
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