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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 10





The Best Life

Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don’t make me have to write a Missed Connection.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
May I lick your boots?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
Cough here often?
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
You look like the type of medicine I need.
Are you here for a fever? Cause damn you're hot.
You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so I can warm you with my feverish body.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Looks like you need some flame in your life.
You breathe oxygen? Wow, we have so much in common...
This place has made you so sad. Good thing I have my library card. I'm definitely checking you out.
I want to floss with your pubic hair.
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
Hey girl, are you a satanist?
Hi, I have my own cult!
Can I push your stool in?
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
Are you depressed, too?
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I wanna eat your shit on bread!
I think you dropped your teeth.
I found this pentagram on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.

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Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don’t make me have to write a Missed Connection.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?