I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don’t make me have to write a Missed Connection.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
You look like the type of medicine I need.
Are you here for a fever? Cause damn you're hot.
You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so I can warm you with my feverish body.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Looks like you need some flame in your life.
You breathe oxygen? Wow, we have so much in common...
This place has made you so sad. Good thing I have my library card. I'm definitely checking you out.
I want to floss with your pubic hair.
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
Hey girl, are you a satanist?
Can I push your stool in?
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I wanna eat your shit on bread!
I think you dropped your teeth.
I found this pentagram on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
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