I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don't make me have to write a Missed Connection.
Hey babe, How 'bout we snort some Maalox together?
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.
I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
Wanna go for a spin in my hearse?
I think my medication is wearing off.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
You look too classy for pickup lines, thats why I have roofies.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Hey girl, are you a satanist?
You breathe oxygen? Wow, we have so much in common...
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.
