You look too classy for pickup lines, thats why I have roofies.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.
Hey babe, How 'bout we snort some Maalox together?
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
You can spur me all night long.
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don’t make me have to write a Missed Connection.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
Can I skin you alive. I want to see your inner beauty.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
You look like the type of medicine I need.
Are you here for a fever? Cause damn you're hot.
You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so I can warm you with my feverish body.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
You breathe oxygen? Wow, we have so much in common...
This place has made you so sad. Good thing I have my library card. I'm definitely checking you out.