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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 10

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?
Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.
You're just how I like my meat: raw and bloody.
Up for a little dominance and humiliation?
I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.
May I dig my nails into your back?
Hey, you in the black!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
If a star would cure sadness, your heart would be empty of sadness.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
Are you depressed, too?
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so I can warm you with my feverish body.

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Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?