Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
Which is easier when you are sad, getting into tight pants or getting out of them?
I made a blood painting for you.
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
I think my medication is wearing off.
You look like the type of medicine I need.
Wanna go for a spin in my hearse?
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
Wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?
Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
