You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
Do you like consensual sex? Neither do I.
Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
You could go longer without a shower than most people.
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
You look familiar; didn't I see you writhing around on the filthy floor of a dive bar on Last Night?
I was shivering, until I saw your hot body.
Ma'am, you're so fine I don't even need a Viagra! But I'll take one anyways. Or two.
Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Baby, you look like the boyfriend I never want to have...
I like my women like I like my glasses, thick and black.
