You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
The only thing I’m infected by is attraction to you.
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
You look too classy for pickup lines, thats why I have roofies.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.
I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.
Hey babe, How 'bout we snort some Maalox together?
If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.
You can spur me all night long.
Come on now, ride your cowboy.
Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.
Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
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