I made a blood painting for you.
Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes? Please?!
One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?
The only thing I’m infected by is attraction to you.
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
You look too classy for pickup lines, thats why I have roofies.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
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