GotLines?

Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 9





The Best Life

May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
You'll be receiving a package soon.
I wanna eat your shit on bread!
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
You have the most terrific bone structure. Your skull is going to be the prize of my collection.
One game of penochle and your desitin ass is mine.
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
I found this pentagram on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
I made a blood painting for you.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
The only thing I’m infected by is attraction to you.
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.
You look too classy for pickup lines, thats why I have roofies.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
My Mom says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Is there a gaping wound in your side or are you just happy to see me?
Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?
You're going to look so good bound and gagged in our meat locker.

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May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.