Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart. Now get in the trunk.
The voices like your skin.
Call the cops... See who comes first.
Are you from Tennessee? Because that's the only state I'm not wanted in.
Do you have a mirror in your intestines? Because I can see my hands in them.
Is it hot in here or is it just the fire I've lit in your hair?
That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
Me and u are goin to make love tonite! cause I am stronger than you!
If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.
With calves like that, you should be a cowgirl.
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
I don't normally go down on girls, but I can't resist the way you play them bongos.
It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.
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