Wanna smash? Me over the head with this brick.
I want to give you my heart. Literally, because it would kill me.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
I hope your day is as nice as your butt!
You're so beautiful I'd marry your brother just to get into your family.
Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
Some say you're not cute when you're sad. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
I dont want to come between you... or do I
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Hey baby, I’ve got a back seat with your name on it.
I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
There's a tornado, come in to my basement.
I killed your crush so we can be together forever.
I love you more than my jar of fingers.
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!
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