Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
Let's put the 'fun' in funeral!
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes. [If this doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick]
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.
Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.
I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
Don't you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?
Hey baby I've got a living quarters trailer with a big bed in the front.
Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.
I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground.
It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
I love you more than my jar of fingers.
All of my most important poems and drawings are in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.
How about sticking a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?
I killed your crush so we can be together forever.
Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.
Cool necklace. is that locally handcrafted?
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
Come on now, ride your cowboy.
