GotLines?

Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 7





The Best Life

You're so beautiful I'd marry your brother just to get into your family.
Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
I dont want to come between you... or do I
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way.
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
Hey baby, I’ve got a back seat with your name on it.
I'd suck a fart out of your ass.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
There's a tornado, come in to my basement.
I killed your crush so we can be together forever.
I love you more than my jar of fingers.
That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on unsolved mysteries.
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you. And by home I mean knife.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
You have the most terrific bone structure. Your skull is going to be the prize of my collection.
I love long walks on the beach, gives me just enough time to dump your body.
You ever been with a man that has Parkinson's? You won't need to do a thing. Just hold on tight and I'll do the rest.

Next Page

Previous Page    3   4   5   6   7   8   9   10   11  
You're so beautiful I'd marry your brother just to get into your family.Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!