Does my social anxiety and sleep deprivation turn you on?
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me and make my day?
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...
Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
I lost my number. I'd ask for yours, but I'd probably lose your number too.
I'd call you mine if you just smiled.
Which is easier when you are sad, getting into tight pants or getting out of them?
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
You might want to call a bomb squad, because there's going to be an explosion in your anus.
Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
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