Roses are red, Violets are blue, I saw you with him, I'm happy for you.
I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you.
You breathe oxygen? Wow, we have so much in common...
Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.
Is your name Siri? Because talking to you is making me feel uncomfortable.
This place has made you so sad. Good thing I have my library card. I'm definitely checking you out.
If you are this beautiful now, what if you just became a little happy?
Which is easier when you are sad, getting into tight pants or getting out of them?
Like a broken pencil, life without happiness is pointless.
I dont want to come between you... or do I
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Hey, can I have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone of you.
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
Do you believe in helping the homeless? Take me home with you.
I want to floss with your pubic hair.
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement!
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