Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
Would you and your friend like to get some team roping?
Well hey there darlin, wanna see my lasso?
Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
You're so hot! I'd like to date you before you're cool!
May I dig my nails into your back?
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
I think you’re the cure I’ve been searching for.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
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