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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 6

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.
I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
Baby, you must be a broom because I'm going to snap your head off and clean the floor with it.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy. But I need them to run you over.
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
I'll hold your teeth if you would hold my cane!
You remind me of my false teeth, cos I'd love to take you out for the night.
As long as I have this wheelchair, youll always have a lap to seat on.
Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.
I got a pension and I'm not afraid to use it.
Ohh baby...you're making my arteries hard.
Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here, but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!

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I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it!
If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better? [when she does, rip her face off with teeth]
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.