Are you here for a fever? Cause damn you're hot.
You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so I can warm you with my feverish body.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.
Is your name Katniss? Because you're sparking a rebellion in my district.
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?
Does my social anxiety and sleep deprivation turn you on?
Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
I'd love to go to Uranus! Because it has a toxic atmosphere and would instantly kill me.
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