Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
You know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Though you are sad, you are still hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
If a star would cure sadness, your heart would be empty of sadness.
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
I can't think straight around you.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
You'll be receiving a package soon.
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
You seem depressed. Let's bang the depression out of each other!
Are you a psychologist? Cause you cure my depression.
I'd love to go to Uranus! Because it has a toxic atmosphere and would instantly kill me.
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