That's a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Though you are sad, you are still hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
Some say you're not cute when you're sad. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.
Hey, I don't mean to grab but, I'm a real ladykiller.
If a star would cure sadness, your heart would be empty of sadness.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
I can't think straight around you.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
I want a hot steamy shower! Do you think if I get the water hot enough it will burn my skin off?
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
Are you a psychologist? Cause you cure my depression.
I'd love to go to Uranus! Because it has a toxic atmosphere and would instantly kill me.
I want you to sit on my face. Seriously, if there's a chance I might lose oxygen flow and die... I'll take it.
Are you looking for buried treasure? Explore my chest... With a knife.
I want to give you my heart. Literally, because it would kill me.
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