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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 6

Life related pick up lines. Things just come up in life and you may need a pick up line.




The Best Life

Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
Girl, are you Canadian? because I feel sorry for myself.
Are you a toaster? Cause I'd be down to take a bath with you.
I'd love to go to Uranus! Because it has a toxic atmosphere and would instantly kill me.
Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you.
Did you fart? Cause you just blew me away.
Are you a word thief? Becasue I've run out of things to say...
It's not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
Some say you're not cute when you're sad. I think you are absolutely gorgeous.
Though you are sad, you are still hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
I thought for a second I died and went to heaven when I saw your sad face, but then you smiled and I am alive and heaven has been brought to me.
Like a broken pencil, life without happiness is pointless.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
I dont want to come between you... or do I

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Are you depression? Cause I want you to fuck me all day long.
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
Are you depressed yet? Cause you've been stuck in my head all day.