Come on, I'm a friend of your dad.
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Though you are sad, you are still hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.
I saved you a seat...on my face.
If a star would cure sadness, your heart would be empty of sadness.
I can't think straight around you.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
Baby I will be the broom that sweeps all the sadness from your heart.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.
Let's listen to The 1975 and make out under the stars.
You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.
Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
Know what would look good on you? CRUTCHES!
Let's put the 'fun' in funeral!
