This place has made you so sad. Good thing I have my library card. I'm definitely checking you out.
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I found this pentagram on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
I think you dropped your teeth.
I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes? Please?!
I wanna eat your shit on bread!
You're as hot as my temperature.
Wanna come back to my place and see what the inside of my trunk looks like?
Are you here for a fever? Cause damn you're hot.
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
Can I push your stool in?
I like my coffee like I like my women... sealed in an air tight bag in the freezer.
I love what you are wearing. I'd love it even more if you put on a smile on your face.
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
You're looking a little cold over there. Why don't you come close so I can warm you with my feverish body.
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
Hey girl, are you the influenza virus? Because you make me want stay in bed all day and sweat a lot.
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
Hello, perhaps I could have someone else buy you a drink?
Wanna go back to my place for a little "fair trade?"
Do yoga with me as the sun is rising?
If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
I just love the way you've styled the hair on your legs. Do the cornrows go all the way up?
You look good with skeletons.
Let's take off each other's clothes... and then run in the fields together.
