I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Looks like you need some flame in your life.
I thought for a second I died and went to heaven when I saw your sad face, but then you smiled and I am alive and heaven has been brought to me.
I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes? Please?!
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
I made a blood painting for you.
I'll hold your teeth if you would hold my cane!
Ohh baby...you're making my arteries hard.
Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?
You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don’t make me have to write a Missed Connection.
You know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
Hey girl, are you a satanist?
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