GotLines?

Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 11





The Best Life

Hey girl, are you a satanist?
Hi, I have my own cult!
Can I push your stool in?
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
Are you depressed, too?
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I wanna eat your shit on bread!
I think you dropped your teeth.
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
Cough here often?
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called Dirty Sanchez
You look like the type of medicine I need.
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?
Hey girl, are you the influenza virus? Because you make me want stay in bed all day and sweat a lot.
You're as hot as my temperature.
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
You've got spunk. I like that in a man.
Hey, you're beautiful. Sit on my face?
Is your name Katniss? Because you're sparking a rebellion in my district.
Are you an angel? Because I wish I was dead and if so, that'd be a great sign.
You seem depressed. Let's bang the depression out of each other!
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
You totally remind me of my sister.
Nice shirt, I have the same one...
Baby, all of your facial parts are in the right spots.
Do you know what this shirt if made of? Woah, I didn't say touch it!
Is your name Siri? Because talking to you is making me feel uncomfortable.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.

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Hey girl, are you a satanist?
Hi, I have my own cult!
Can I push your stool in?