Hey girl, are you a satanist?
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I wanna eat your shit on bread!
Wanna come back to my place and see what the inside of my trunk looks like?
I think you dropped your teeth.
I found this pentagram on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.
My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.
I'm on my fourth hour so let's get this done so you can get me to the emergency room.
Can I push your stool in?
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
Hey, I'm looking for a second girlfriend. How about you?
Hey girl, are you the influenza virus? Because you make me want stay in bed all day and sweat a lot.
You're as hot as my temperature.
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
You've got spunk. I like that in a man.
Looks like you need some flame in your life.
Hey, you're beautiful. Sit on my face?
Is your name Katniss? Because you're sparking a rebellion in my district.
Are you an angel? Because I wish I was dead and if so, that'd be a great sign.
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?
Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
You totally remind me of my sister.
Nice shirt, I have the same one...
Baby, all of your facial parts are in the right spots.
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