GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 12


The Best Life

I'm undressing you with my 3rd eye.
Hey baby, I've got you two tickets to the gun show...Let's use them to go and protest gun-related violence!
That's a nice hammock. Does it fit two?
Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.
If you join this drum circle you're sure to get a good bang.
You and me together would be totally groovy baby!
Wanna come back to my place to discuss complex interrelated cultural and political trends?
I wanna spin you upside-down like my cross.
Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.
I just love the way you've styled the hair on your legs. Do the cornrows go all the way up?
Wanna go back to my place for a little "fair trade?"
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
Let's take off each other's clothes... and then run in the fields together.
You look good with skeletons.
If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.
Do yoga with me as the sun is rising?
Hello, perhaps I could have someone else buy you a drink?
You can't handle the tooth!
Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
You're depressed, TOO?!
My home is where I park it
My van's parked outside. Let's say you and I just take a ride down to the beach and check out the stars?
God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents.
Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?
Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?
What size boot you wear girl?
Your coffin or mine?
Wanna come back to my place, babe? I'm a thoroughbred.
You are prettier than a beer truck pulling up in the driveway.
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.