Do you know what this shirt if made of? Woah, I didn't say touch it!
Is your name Siri? Because talking to you is making me feel uncomfortable.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
What's your number? Err I mean your name?
I love what you are wearing. I'd love it even more if you put on a smile on your face.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
I just want to be friends... with your insides
Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.
My Mom says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known.
I have a van out the back and there is free candy in it.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
If I touch you, do you promise not to call the cops?
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
My couch pulls out, but I don't
You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.
I'm kind of new around here... can you show me the way to your apartment/house?
Is your Dad in prison? If I were your Dad, I’d be in prison.
If your feeling down, remember, I'll feel you back up
Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?
I've got a crawlspace with your name on it.
I have a loaded gun, get in the car.
I bet it hurt when you fell from Heaven? I can help you get there if you'd like?
Baby, I will blow your mind. Literally. With a bat.
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