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Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 12





The Best Life

Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
What's your number? Err I mean your name?
I love what you are wearing. I'd love it even more if you put on a smile on your face.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
I just want to be friends... with your insides
Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.
I have a van out the back and there is free candy in it.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
If I touch you, do you promise not to call the cops?
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
My couch pulls out, but I don't
Hi, you'll do just fine!
You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.
I'm kind of new around here... can you show me the way to your apartment/house?
Is your Dad in prison? If I were your Dad, I’d be in prison.
If your feeling down, remember, I'll feel you back up
Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?
I've got a crawlspace with your name on it.
Wanna come back to my place and see what the inside of my trunk looks like?
I bet it hurt when you fell from Heaven? I can help you get there if you'd like?
Baby, I will blow your mind. Literally. With a bat.
Your scooter or mine?
Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.
I'll hold your teeth if you would hold my cane!
I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.

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Are you my phone? Because I can't stop staring at you in public.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
What's your number? Err I mean your name?