GotLines?

Life Related Pick Up Lines - Part 12





The Best Life

Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.
My Mom says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known.
I have a van out the back and there is free candy in it.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
If I touch you, do you promise not to call the cops?
Hey baby, do you want to have an abortion a month from now?
My couch pulls out, but I don't
Hi, you'll do just fine!
You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.
I'm kind of new around here... can you show me the way to your apartment/house?
Is your Dad in prison? If I were your Dad, I’d be in prison.
If your feeling down, remember, I'll feel you back up
Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?
I've got a crawlspace with your name on it.
I have a loaded gun, get in the car.
Wanna come back to my place and see what the inside of my trunk looks like?
I bet it hurt when you fell from Heaven? I can help you get there if you'd like?
Baby, I will blow your mind. Literally. With a bat.
Your scooter or mine?
Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.
I'll hold your teeth if you would hold my cane!
I have a little blue pill, and it has your name all over it.
You don't look a day over 69.
Want to blow my grankids' inheritances?
Hey baby, these teeth are real.
Your teeth look great, but they'd look even better in a jar next to my bed.
You’re so sweet, you’re giving my dentures cavities.

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Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink.
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.