Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

Even Christians need to get to know that special someone. Here's a list of some of the best christian and bible related pick up lines we could find.

Christian and Bible Pick Up Lines

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I put the "stud" in bible study.
I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I would like to pray with you
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
Is your name Genesis Revelation? No, why? I was thinking that we start from the beginning and
If I walk around you 7 times, will you fall for me?
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
Look, you're nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
I'd part the Red Sea for you.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
Hi, my names not David, but for you I would slay two Goliaths
Hey, is this seat saved? No? Are you?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

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