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Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

Everyone need to get to know that special someone. Here's a list of some of the best christian and bible related pick up lines we could find.




Christian and Bible Pick Up Lines

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
Bible study & chill?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
I put the "stud" in bible study.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I'm usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

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So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?