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Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

Faith and flirting overlap more comfortably than you might expect, and church communities have produced a genuinely large body of chat-up material. This is our list of Christian pick up lines, ranked by reader votes, drawing on scripture, worship, youth group and the general business of meeting someone at church. Most are clean enough to say out loud in the parish hall. A few push it, and readers have voted those up anyway. They work best on someone who knows the reference — a line about Ruth and Boaz needs an audience who has read the book, or it is just a name.

Christian and Bible Pick Up Lines

Bible study & chill?
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
I put the "stud" in bible study.
How about you and I go light a candle together?
I'm interested in full time ministry, and not only that... I also play the guitar.
As Christians, shouldn't we honor all Scripture? Let's start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.
I just want you to know, I'm praying for you... No, I'm praying FOR you.
The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'... how about dinner?
Confession, I've sinned. I had impure thoughts about you, will you forgive me?
I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
You and me, we're like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.
On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.
I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parents' basement, but I swear to you I'm storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.
You might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.
I know you've sinned. Thou shalt not steal… my heart… but you just did.
Hi, my names not David, but for you I would slay two Goliaths
Is your name Genesis Revelation? No, why? I was thinking that we start from the beginning and
Hey, is this seat saved? No? Are you?
Would it be breaking the 8th commandment if I stole your heart?
If I walk around you 7 times, will you fall for me?
Hey babe, wanna come over? My parents are home
Lets pray. Please take my hand
I heard Jesus called you, you mind if I do the same?
You remind me of David and his slingshot because you're a knockout.
I'm a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.
I know it's absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I'm being led to Bethlehem.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I'm usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.
Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
The Lord taketh away… and the Lord… giveth me to you
What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
Look, you're nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
You're looking for a knight in shining armour? I just happen to be wearing the armour of God
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me? Here's my number... Call me if you need prayer.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
Jesus loves me, one day you will too!
My parents are home, wanna come over?
You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.
Eye for an eye? Nah, I'm more a kiss-for-a-kiss kind a guy
For you I would slay TWO Goliaths.
I would like to pray with you
I'd part the Red Sea for you.
You really are a fisher of men cause baby you just reeled me in.
I'm led by the Holy Spirit, and he led me straight to you
I'd give you my heart, but I already gave it to Jesus, so you can have my number instead.
If we were around at the time of Noahs Ark, we´d be paired as a couple
You float my ark.
Is your name Faith? Cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I like you how I like the Sumatran Tiger. Saved!
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you tonight.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
High, I'm Will, God's will!
If we were around with Noah, then you, me, pair!
I'd marry Leah if it meant I'd also get to marry you.
Hey, look! Matching Bible covers!
We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.
Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits.
You are perfect, except with all the sin.
You make me want to be a better Christian.
I don't know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
You make me want to be a better tither.
Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.
Don't walk away, babe. You may not think I'm perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
You... complete me. That is, after Jesus completes me. You're like the gluten in my communion bread.
You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
God told me I can break my fast for you.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I like my men/woman like I like my bible… full of Jesus
How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
Do you want to be accountability partners?
I just don't feel called to celibacy.
I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.
If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.