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Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

Everyone need to get to know that special someone. Here's a list of some of the best christian and bible related pick up lines we could find.




Christian and Bible Pick Up Lines

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
Bible study & chill?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
I put the "stud" in bible study.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?

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So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by