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Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

Everyone need to get to know that special someone. Here's a list of some of the best christian and bible related pick up lines we could find.





Christian and Bible Pick Up Lines

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
I put the "stud" in bible study.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I'm usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
I know it's absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I'm being led to Bethlehem.
I'm a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
I just want you to know, I'm praying for you... No, I'm praying FOR you.

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So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?