Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

Even Christians need to get to know that special someone. Here's a list of some of the best christian and bible related pick up lines we could find.

Christian and Bible Pick Up Lines

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
I put the "stud" in bible study.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
As Christians, shouldn't we honor all Scripture? Let's start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.
I'm interested in full time ministry, and not only that... I also play the guitar.
Eye for an eye? Nah, I'm more a kiss-for-a-kiss kind a guy
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
If I walk around you 7 times, will you fall for me?
Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
I'd part the Red Sea for you.
Hi, my names not David, but for you I would slay two Goliaths
Is your name Genesis Revelation? No, why? I was thinking that we start from the beginning and
Would it be breaking the 8th commandment if I stole your heart?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

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