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Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

Everyone need to get to know that special someone. Here's a list of some of the best christian and bible related pick up lines we could find.

Christian and Bible Pick Up Lines

Bible study & chill?
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So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
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How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
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I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
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Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
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I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
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Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
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Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
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The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
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Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
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I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
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I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
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Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
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You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
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Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
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Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
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I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
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Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
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I put the "stud" in bible study.
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How about you and I go light a candle together?
  
  
I'm interested in full time ministry, and not only that... I also play the guitar.
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As Christians, shouldn't we honor all Scripture? Let's start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.
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I just want you to know, I'm praying for you... No, I'm praying FOR you.
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The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'... how about dinner?
  
  
Confession, I've sinned. I had impure thoughts about you, will you forgive me?
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I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
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If I walk around you 7 times, will you fall for me?
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Hey babe, wanna come over? My parents are home
  
  
Lets pray. Please take my hand
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Would it be breaking the 8th commandment if I stole your heart?
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Bible study & chill?So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours! How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?