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Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

Everyone need to get to know that special someone. Here's a list of some of the best christian and bible related pick up lines we could find.




Christian and Bible Pick Up Lines

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
Hi. I'm doing my prayer list. Please put your name and number down
Bible study & chill?
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
I put the "stud" in bible study.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?

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So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by