Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

Even Christians need to get to know that special someone. Here's a list of some of the best christian and bible related pick up lines we could find.

Christian and Bible Pick Up Lines

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
I'd part the Red Sea for you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
I put the "stud" in bible study.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
I would like to pray with you
Hi, my names not David, but for you I would slay two Goliaths
Your name must be Grace because you are amazing
Is your name Genesis Revelation? No, why? I was thinking that we start from the beginning and
If I walk around you 7 times, will you fall for me?
Jesus loves me, one day you will too!
Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
Look, you're nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
Hey, is this seat saved? No? Are you?

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