Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

Even Christians need to get to know that special someone. Here's a list of some of the best christian and bible related pick up lines we could find.

Christian and Bible Pick Up Lines

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
Your name must be Milk or Honey... ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
I put the "stud" in bible study.
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
I know it's absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I'm being led to Bethlehem.
I'm a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed, and here you are.
I just want you to know, I'm praying for you... No, I'm praying FOR you.
As Christians, shouldn't we honor all Scripture? Let's start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.
I'd marry Leah if it meant I'd also get to marry you.

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