Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

Even Christians need to get to know that special someone. Here's a list of some of the best christian and bible related pick up lines we could find.

Christian and Bible Pick Up Lines

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.
I put the "stud" in bible study.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.
It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
I'm usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
I'd part the Red Sea for you.
If we were around with Noah, then you, me, pair!
Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I know it's absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I'm being led to Bethlehem.

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