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Funny Christian Pick Up Lines - Part 4

Everyone need to get to know that special someone. Here's a list of some of the best christian and bible related pick up lines we could find.


Christian and Bible Pick Up Lines

I'd part the Red Sea for you.
For you I would slay TWO Goliaths.
Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
I'm no Joseph, perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I'm usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
My parents are home, wanna come over?
You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.
You're looking for a knight in shining armour? I just happen to be wearing the armour of God
Jesus loves me, one day you will too!
You might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
You float my ark.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you tonight.
Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
Is your name Faith? Cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
You make me want to be a better Christian.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.

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I'd part the Red Sea for you.
For you I would slay TWO Goliaths.
Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.




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