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Funny Christian Pick Up Lines - Part 3





Christian and Bible Pick Up Lines

Jesus loves me, one day you will too!
I'd part the Red Sea for you.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
You float my ark.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you tonight.
Is your name Faith? Cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
You make me want to be a better Christian.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.
If we were around with Noah, then you, me, pair!
High, I'm Will, God's will!
I'd marry Leah if it meant I'd also get to marry you.
Hey, look! Matching Bible covers!
We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.
My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits.
I don't know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.
You are perfect, except with all the sin.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
You make me want to be a better tither.
I like you how I like the Sumatran Tiger. Saved!
I'm led by the Holy Spirit, and he led me straight to you
If we were around at the time of Noahs Ark, we´d be paired as a couple
You really are a fisher of men cause baby you just reeled me in.
I'd give you my heart, but I already gave it to Jesus, so you can have my number instead.
Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.
Don't walk away, babe. You may not think I'm perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

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Jesus loves me, one day you will too!
I'd part the Red Sea for you.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?