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Funny Christian Pick Up Lines - Part 2

Everyone need to get to know that special someone. Here's a list of some of the best christian and bible related pick up lines we could find.


Christian and Bible Pick Up Lines

How about you and I go light a candle together?
We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.
I'm interested in full time ministry, and not only that... I also play the guitar.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.
The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'... how about dinner?
I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
You and me, we're like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.
On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.
I don't know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.
I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parents' basement, but I swear to you I'm storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
You make me want to be a better tither.
The Lord taketh away… and the Lord… giveth me to you
I like you how I like the Sumatran Tiger. Saved!
Confession, I've sinned. I had impure thoughts about you, will you forgive me?
Eye for an eye? Nah, I'm more a kiss-for-a-kiss kind a guy
I'm led by the Holy Spirit, and he led me straight to you
I would like to pray with you
If we were around at the time of Noahs Ark, we´d be paired as a couple

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How about you and I go light a candle together?
We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.
I'm interested in full time ministry, and not only that... I also play the guitar.




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